she's a sleeper she's a nap star

A ray of sunshine🌞

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

He was so real for this

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

Apparently, in Kenya, you must first spend 30 years disappointing people before you're qualified to lead them. A newcomer with fresh ideas is considered inexperienced, while a veteran with a record of failure is called a statesman. What a system! 😂

[Donnel @DonnelVillager]

I'm 80 years old and today I feel like writing my entire life story in the comment section of a song on youtube

[she's a sleeper she's a nap star @_ThisIsHer_]

Not the multiple e's, 5 laughing emojis and 2 cry emojis! my girl was gone fr😭🕊️
#shejustlikeme

[The singing Designer @stephthefania]

Omo he reasonable gannn oo 💍💕

[Kestin @keskanana]

By the time I finish making those pancakes I'm also done with breakfast

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

This is the comment I was looking for.

[Ankali 🇪🇸 @not_marcus0]

Kila mtu atumie ile choo alikua anatumia akiwa primary mnatusumbua

[Pan @pangrey123]

I’ve tailored my resume so many times I no longer know who I am.

[Ụlọma 💜 @ulxma]

Maybe this is a generational divide or something, but I grew up around adults who would host meals and gatherings to intentionally integrate their friends’ partners into their friend groups. They understood that if they planned on maintaining long-term friendships and raising children who would grow up to be friends with one another, it was important to build relationships with their friends’ significant others. This line of thinking is so strange to me.

[micheal k. gemera @dexxe]

very interesting development. a lot of bottlenecks caused by collision ya diabetes and weightloss people has disappeared. i wonder how quick diabetes rates go. i wonder if pressure will increase for people to lose weight.

[Scott Myers @GoIntoTheStory]

Billy Wilder: "I think writers are vastly underrated and underpaid. It’s totally impossible to make a great picture out of a lousy script.” #screenwriting

[Jᴀǫᴇɴ H'ɢʜᴀʀ @Mahleeyk]

Kalonzo is moving from one side to the other like a Wiper....

Wait....

[Fara @farakhkert]

@cybelethebest I think people who don’t have sisters assume that the bond between sisters is similar to female friendships, but it really isn’t. Having an attractive sister is like having an attractive mother or daughter. you feel a genuine sense of pride when your sister gets complimented.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

They were called "home-wreckers" for a reason. Then you folks came with your English and called them "side-chics" Now they think it's a constitutional office with marital perks.

[Aloft @Aloftgamingke]

Dangerous words like avocado ni mia

[oblivious @fullofdrugzz]

Lord please take that man away from us ,we've already learnt our lesson as a country.