Tulipe

[Tulipe @_Tulipe]

"I am WONDER WOMAN, I wonder where I left my keys, I wonder where I put my purse, I wonder where my money went!"

[édith @ineditrice]

Don’t pressure yourself to feel festive or make extraordinary plans

[Tulipe @_Tulipe]

@inedith_ This is unbeleivable... as all of the other bad things you were going through weren't enough, may God be with you
حمد لله عالسلامة

[Peace and Beauty @ParisKnightArt]

Who put this sign up?
Now I can't even ride my Rhino in your neighborhood!!! 🦏😊🦏

[TheMan_WhoWalks_Alone @Man_Walks_Alone]

If you love someone, set them on fire. If they come back, it's a phoenix

[أبو نورهـ @katib50]

بارعون حين يكذبون ولكني
أكثر براعة حين أمثل بأنني صدقتهم ."

[@ndiquote @ndiquote]

Relationship status : Taken (for granted)

[whisky @JohnsonDiaz21]

Life is beautiful.
Until you take off your head phones.

[Old People Problems @OldFolkProblms]

Every morning, I wake up and think the same thing:

Damn. I'm still alive.

Guess I have to do stuff.

[Betty @BoomBoomBetty]

Him: I can’t wait to sit with you and watch the sunsets this summer.

Me: Oh that will never happen.

Him: Are you breaking up with me?

Me: No. It’s just the sun doesn’t set until like 9pm and that’s way past my bedtime.

[Rashid @rockingtheshow]

Yes it’s a shame we never met earlier, but it would have been tragic to have never met at all.

[Rashid @rockingtheshow]

No one becomes more of a stranger to you than the one you once knew the most.

[Waj @myconfusedface]

You wake up in a good mood, have a good feeling about the day that's about to start... and then you meet people.

[Waj @myconfusedface]

Recently I've developed this skill where I'm able to forget what I'm doing, whilst I'm doing it.

[Waj @myconfusedface]

I ordered stuff online because I didn’t want to go out
And now I can’t go out because I ordered stuff online.