SceneiorCitizenXD

⊙ Leo ↑Cancer ☽ Aquarius Local sad bitch

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

Cops sent fake winner letters to people who owed child support just to arrest them

[marr @myththemarr]

The way people just recorded dead bodies last night and they’re all over social media like that ain’t people family just doesn’t sit right with me at all.. scary times.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

what fingerprints?? we all seen the video

[Genesis @gvega333]

So McDonald’s employees can spot the United healthcare CEO murderer but can’t spot the fries missing from my fucking bag?!?!!??

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[SceneiorCitizenXD @_Tyler_Nicole]

I’m genuinely curious how Uber eats gets away with delivering food that’s in the Danger Zone temp range.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Meanwhile in PA.

[Cop4x4 @Cop4x4tv]

Meet Jack Callis, a guy who yesterday decided, after his team won a football game, to beat up random other teams football fans for no reason.
He's now lost his jobs, probably girlfriend, his 2A rights, and his freedom, all because he got drunk and decided, key word decided to assault random guys. (He's looking at felony assault, among other charges, up to 8 years in the federal prison.)

[Jasmine's Garden @SacredWhoreee]

Rewatching Princess Diaries and this bitch WAS THE WORST BEST FRIEND

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Rent is $2000 and 12 eggs are $8

[El3na 🪷 @lilbratel3na]

c00chie be wet asl after you shave like calm down girl you only getting a hair cut😭

[aria 🍓 @ariadotwav]

im tired of pretending that hard work will get me somewhere in life

[annie🖤 @annie97x]

i feel so sorry for people with boyfriends like imagine having an awful day, you get home and there’s a man in your bed

[SceneiorCitizenXD @_Tyler_Nicole]

The way an @Uber_Support crashed with me in it, and they still charged me and couldn’t even message me back.

[Lateef 🙃 @LateefSaka]

“Marriages used to last”. Na bro, your grandma was chained by the ankle.

[Austine @theereal_one]

the way I pee in water y’all may want to stop doing this 

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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