Umair Samad

[Umair Samad @_UmairSamad]

This is my first tweet.

[Umair Samad @_UmairSamad]

@stilesishim Jurgen???

[Umair Samad @_UmairSamad]

@ManUtd Abu Zinnirah
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[Micolo @official_micolo]

I sometimes think Cristiano suffers from his ability to speak English, they can always scapegoat him.

They will never post this full context - Fabrizio, goal and espn will just go with the headline that fits their agenda and they know Messi fans will lap it up with numbers because of the perception they’ve created of Cristiano.

Do you know millions of people that constantly say Cristiano disrespected the World Cup because he called it a 7-game competition without ever seeing this full context of him saying it in regards to his legacy.

[Umair Samad @_UmairSamad]

Nahhhh he will not. This guy is bang average.

[Ajoje⚽⚖️ @israel_ajoje]

I want to play the Devil's advocate here.

If you look at Alejandro Garnacho's stats last season, you will see twenty-four Premier League appearances. That reads like quite a season. It was not one.

He played 1,268 minutes. Roughly fifty-three minutes a game, or about fourteen full matches spread across nine months. He also got one goal, four assists.

Well, he brought this on himself

He walked straight down the tunnel after a substitution at United. He criticised Amorim publicly after being dropped for the Europa League final and then he got sold to Chelsea where he got dropped for multiple matches. He sat shaking his head on Chelsea's bench in November.

But it's also funny how in the last 3 years, he's been coached by Ten Hag, Amorim, Maresca, Rosenior, now Emery. He's had five bosses in two years, and not one stayed long enough to be proved right or wrong about him.

At a club we call that instability. In a young player we call it attitude.

United signed him from Atletico for £420,000. They sold him to Chelsea for £40m last August. Chelsea want around £42.5m today. That is more than eighty million pounds in fees inside two years, for fourteen games worth of football in the last one. He also missed Argentina's World Cup squad, and Argentina reached the final.

He is at Villa now though.

Villa are not rescuing anybody. They have just banked £117m for Morgan Rogers, a player they bought for around £8m. And now they get a Champions League winger without carrying the fee, at his lowest price, because a bigger club paid full price to find out he was not ready.

I think he has learned his lesson and that he will bang at Villa. They may be the real winners here.

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[Umair Samad @_UmairSamad]

Aduhhh dieorg ni tak faham ke? Messi ni mulia. Humble. Goodboy. Tak dive. Jgn la expose² mcm ni. Cristiano je yg perangai taik. Arrogant egoistic bastard. Hentikan semua ini. 🤫

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

“Disrespects neither teammates or rivals”

Meanwhile he called Weghorst a fool & refused to shake hands😂

[Umair Samad @_UmairSamad]

Jgn kata lebih. Dalam team ni ada Messi. Mat bola plg mulia dlm dunia bola sepak. 🤫

Tp Paredes ni mmg mcm haram. Romero apa khabar?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🥊 Full scenes after final whistle.

@MickyJnr__ 🎥

[Umair Samad @_UmairSamad]

@m_amirfirdaus Tekan minyak kasi laju skettttt.

Lampu kuning - last chance. Pederas lagi.

Merah - ada 2 saat lagi blh lepas.

🤣

[Umair Samad @_UmairSamad]

@m_amirfirdaus Betul. Banganglah Tuchel ni. Dah la bongkak. Pergi mampus. Kejadah siut main park the bus mcm 11vs10. Bongok betul. Buang masa tgk game pagi².

[Umair Samad @_UmairSamad]

Mampus kau la Ingurland. Sapa suruh park the bus. Ha kan mendapat. Bukan 11vs10 pun yg nak park the bus ni. Bongok betul.

[Umair Samad @_UmairSamad]

Wahh gelabah eh budak² Argentina ni. Tgk Messi kena je menderu lari dtg. Plg gelabah Romero dgn Fernandez.

[Umair Samad @_UmairSamad]

Pernah kena. Book Lalamove delivery hantar kuih dari pembuat ke drop off. 1.3km je. Jalan straight je. Set for priority. Bayar RM10.

Rider buat perangai mcm ni la. Merayau buat job lain dulu. Harey tol.

Nak customer respect depa tp depa buat kerja ikut suka depa ja.

[Kak Ojie Jual Sukiya Bowl @OwToTheZie]

Mudah sebenarnya jadi driver lalamove ni. Accept job tak kisah lah priority ke regular ke kau tetaplah menyimpang ke tempat lain sebab job lain. Faham cari rezeki. tapi informlah dulu. Bila ditanya kenapa tak inform dulu nak drop barang lain? Dikatanya sebab takde orang tanya. Punya jahat.

Barang keluar pukul 10:30am dari sri kembangan, pukul 12:30pm tak sampai bandar utama lagi. Ada few driver yang ok, tak sampai sejam dah settle dah drop off. Ni sampai 2jam, menyimpang ke Ampang Jaya. Aduh spoil gila la orang dah set timing nak memasak apa semua. Masalah la kau ni

Aku tak kisah kalau driver sendiri inform so aku boleh inform staf aku untuk masuk kerja ikut waktu driver sampai. Tapi kalau tracking kau sepatutnya lagi 20mins, kau janganlah menyimpang tanpa bagitau aku. Letih la gini.

[Umair Samad @_UmairSamad]

@ifeelzen1 @xkei93 @bearalerts @JatIkhwan Kau sembang sumpah kelakar do, @xkei93 . Sembang mcm dunia kena berputar ikut sedap kau. Dia tu blh buat, dia ni tak blh buat. Apa la kelakar semua argument kau. Pastu sedap kata org enabler apa bagai padahal sendiri tak faham point. Baik aku berhenti reply sampai takat ni je.

[Umair Samad @_UmairSamad]

@xkei93 @bearalerts @ifeelzen1 @JatIkhwan Bro, willing buyer willing seller la. Betul la apa @ifeelzen1 tu kata. Takda salah ke betul. Hak marhaen nak beli ke tak. Takde siapa paksa. Takde yg tak beretika kat sini. Dia letak harga mahal, hak dia. Dia tak paksa korg dtg makan. Tak mampu, tak pyh makan. Simple.

[Umair Samad @_UmairSamad]

@imoutofere @ThisBirdy @n_azzurajafri Lah pergi la tanya sendiri. Dok bullshit² bajet mcm savage pasaipa. Relaks sudah.

[Umair Samad @_UmairSamad]

@m_amirfirdaus 🤣

[Umair Samad @_UmairSamad]

Mat plg tak reti produce end product. Dribble laju² tp tak reti buat apa lepas tu. Cross tak reti, one two tak reti, finishing pun kelaut. Dribble je la laju² sampai mampus. Dari masa Chelsea lagi aku perati. Tu je la level dia. Pelik la jgk Arsenal sanggup byr sampai £50M. 🤣

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

Noni going a full 365 days without a Premier League goal or assist sounds unreal. It's unbelievable, but he's Noni Madueke.

He plays well, but at the end of the season, you won't see the G/A. He was even doing better than this at Chelsea.

The likes of Paul Merson were saying he has improved and is playing better at Arsenal. 😂

[Umair Samad @_UmairSamad]

Man vs Kid. As always. Kaaaaahhhhhhhh

[R Saurav @_SoullessSolace]

Maguire lifted Gabriel and then threw him 😭😭

[Umair Samad @_UmairSamad]

@ThisBirdy @n_azzurajafri Those with Syed/Syarifah name, they have their lineage documented in every family. Can prove connect up until to Nabi himself. Go ask one of them, they can prove it. Used to be sceptical also until I married with one and asked my wife. Haha.

[Umair Samad @_UmairSamad]

@m_amirfirdaus Bitter grumpy old man. Great leader and player but lost respect to him. Always talk shit about Sir Alex when he got the chance. Its been 10 years, man still cannot move on. He is the only one always right and the other is wrong. Makin menyampah aku tgk.

[Umair Samad @_UmairSamad]

Sama², Pep. Takdahalla la. Tolong sikit². Last week kita dah tambah gap tp depa pi seri. Tak serius nak champ depa ni. Hang kejaq la balik. 🫢 #TghOnFireMmgAkanSembangBongkak 🤫 #Angkuh