Elmer Dermatitis

dbabtmb.2017

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

enough time has passed for us to admit that the first 3 pirates movies are all pretty phenomenal

[Elmer Dermatitis @_VW7V]

I married mine 💀

[draculaura @DRACULAURlTA]

Dating a coworker is so crazy. you can not be that lonely

[Elmer Dermatitis @_VW7V]

@Kimbo_McCann It's nice way to weed out who truly wants to be around you

[Elmer Dermatitis @_VW7V]

Just to be clear... no one in that whole plane wants the baby to stop crying more than it's mom/dad/caregiver. I promise that person is truly trying

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Did that motherfucker pay extra?” is a crazyyyy thing to say about a baby.

[Elmer Dermatitis @_VW7V]

@PopBase Suuuuure they are

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

how tf that little alien know

[Elmer Dermatitis @_VW7V]

Took two Benadryls in the middle of the day and knocked out for 4 hours. Woke up with blue spots on my lips... did i almost die

[EARTHGANG @EarthGang]

ALSO SHOUTOUT TO EVERYONE WITH POLLEN ALLERGIES. AMERICA DECIDED NOT TO PLANT FEMALE TREES DECADES AGO ( Female Trees bare FREE Food) SO NOW THE POLLEN HAS NO WHERE TO GO. SO POLLEN IS OUT OF CONTROL. It’s not your fault 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

i think it’s really beautiful the way all corners of the internet have come together to go “yeah that’s a bad guy”. leftists, conservatives, believers, atheists, people of all races all genders all ages…we ALL fucking hate this guy. and i think that’s beautiful 🥰

[Elmer Dermatitis @_VW7V]

@gucciturmeric @cursedhive Daily mail has another from a diff angle

[dre 🇵🇸 @altoidsrevenge]

what the fuck are u saying?

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

On this day in 1955, Claudette Colvin,15, was arrested for refusing to give her seat to a white woman on a public bus in Montgomery, Alabama.

She was arrested 9months before Rosa Parks, but NAACP didn't want her to represent their organization because she was 15 and pregnant.

[the office clips @theofficereacs]

Thanks Pfizer

[Relateable Life @Jag_ubani]

Ok sir.