The Village Podcast

The Village Podcast is an ongoing audio comedy by @shane_91 and @DannyDocileASMR The village is a town that almost seems improvised. Visit in the link below.

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Starting this week we are looking back at some of the very best editions of The Village Podcast chosen by the people involved.

This week is the Skittles World Cup.

https://t.co/hU1qYhtR0O

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The police have cautioned two village residents for singing the ging gang goolies.

[Derek Rubthye @rubthye]

Mate!

Bloody had the nobbies knocking at the door asking questions. I ain’t said nuffin mate.

[Danny Muir @DannyMuir_]

💲Danny's Shit Jobs for Cash 💲

Inspired by a Vice documentary I saw im trying this. Open to anything. If I get anything from this I'll consider it a victory lmao

If you want to help the process or have worked with me and think I'm swell consider liking and retweeting 😁

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We will pass your kind words on to Barbara and Kevin.

If you’re a fan of Goobies. You can listen to the goobies special short episode!

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If you are joining us from a newsletter that has been shoved through your door, please let us know.

[The Village Podcast @_VillagePodcast]

Starting this week we are looking back at some of the very best editions of The Village Podcast chosen by the people involved.

This week is the Skittles World Cup.

https://t.co/hU1qYhtR0O

[The Village Podcast @_VillagePodcast]

The library remains closed.

We fear the thrush is now sentient and returning books to the wrong sections.

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Apologies all, the library is closed today due to an outbreak of thrush.

Please clean all books you have borrowed thoroughly with soap and water before taking them back in to prevent further infection.

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Lest we not forget Margaret Tundlesnipe who did indeed make a tree in the park her home for many years.

In fact she went on to open what would’ve been a lovely bakery inside the tree.

Had the tree not caught fire almost instantly.

[digital tamale @swilse_]

“Jobs” are just the government’s way of keeping me from my dream of living inside a hollow tree and the village children thinking I’m a witch

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‘Eating eggs is mad.‘ - Sir William Goochend.

Mayor of the village from around 1793. He outlawed eggs calling them ‘Hen Spaff’.

This outlawing is the origin of village slurs like ‘Egg Snaffler’ and ‘Spaff Merchant’.

And of course the village Hymn:

‘You’re an egg c*nt’

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This painting of the village from 1915 was painted before the culture ban in the village. It is one of few pieces of art that has survived that period from 1915-1960 where expression of any kind was outlawed.

[Tom Thomson @TTLastSpring]

1915 Snow in the Village #tt1915

[Derek Rubthye @rubthye]

Can you use Jam like squash if you’ve run out of Robinson’s?

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fuck you

[CHICKEN MAN @chickenman__]

the chicken man is terrible

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The village DVD is still available in at least one shop.

A woman came to film a documentary about us all in the village.

Unfortunately, she perished within a week and never got to finish her film. But kind local residents recorded themselves on the camera she left behind.

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This user left this comment after seeing one of our #VillageCelebrities across the street.

They thought it was Jerry but it turned out to be Smokey Peter, a pig being prepared to roast for the village fete.

Rest in Peace Peter. You will forever be missed.

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Actually the most feared widow in the village is Maude Evans. Who since her husbands death has claimed 83 lives. If you see her roaming the streets at night RUN!

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In the village for many years Pork Jam Paul drove around in his van selling his rancid pork meat doughnuts. Stopped when Paul died from a colony of parasitic worms in his frontal cortex.

However, The village burger van remains at its usual spot in the car park at the hospital.

[BiBi Virtue @BiBiVirtue]

Burger vans exist, why don't they drive from street to street, playing tunes and delivering their wares straight to our houses like their ice cream cousins?

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For clarity, we are unaware of these barbers operating in The Village.

Munnery Hackman would like to remind everyone for a limited time only he is offering everyone his 'yank special' down at the shop. An ancient technique of cutting hair by pulling it out.

Book today.

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It’s important to remember that The Village is not under the jurisdiction of any nation.

If an idiot gets out we will not be held responsible.

Does someone want to check where Derek is?

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

this thing where we let the village idiot run the country for a while has lost all its charm and appeal. what were we thinking

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Today we would like to award it to @rubthye. This is his 8th consecutive win. Congratulations Derek!

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Yes do feel free to come pick the prickly pear. But be careful of Testicle Steve who will often hang around in just a 🧥 hoping to get picked.

[NoGarlicNoOnions, Food and Travel Stories @NoGarlicNoOnion]

📷 It’s the season! Drive up to the village and pick prickly pears for your family. . . #pricklypears #pricklypear #paddlecactus #cactus #yellow #wildfruit #Lebanon (at Lebanon) https://t.co/7SG0Z4h9rv https://t.co/rNmdaEYTra

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Apologies all, the library is closed today due to an outbreak of thrush.

Please clean all books you have borrowed thoroughly with soap and water before taking them back in to prevent further infection.