Derek Rubthye

proud Villager. do Birthday party balloons and magic. Good friend with Jerry Callow off of telly. says what I mean means what I says.

[Derek Rubthye @rubthye]

@Alwaysr20763141 @fmwales @CALL_247 There’s a big empty office and accommadtion buildings all over so Marks working on giving them then

[Derek Rubthye @rubthye]

@Cartref35 @fmwales @CALL_247 Spoken to someone who works with Mark and they sorted all this. Just the good ones coming so taking as many as possible.

I’d let em sleep on my couch but it’s filthy.

[Derek Rubthye @rubthye]

Very impressed by the local @HarvesterUK toilet.

[Derek Rubthye @rubthye]

Sorry Lady Di.

[Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle]

They’re coming for your kids. Tune in 10pET ⁦@FoxNews⁩

[Derek Rubthye @rubthye]

I wanted to go to my daughters school but I’m not allowed on the premises and she doesn’t know who I am.

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

I had wanted to go to my daughter's school prize-giving next week but can only do so online.

Yet thousands of Football Officials can come to the UK without quarantine and Matt Hancock can completely ignore social distancing rules.

I am sick of this.

[Derek Rubthye @rubthye]

@DannyDocileASMR I’ve had asmr since I were a kid and never nothing wrong with my sexuality. They tried to give me an inhaler cos me asmr was ‘really bad’ but I knew what they were really trying to do and I won’t be fooled.

[Derek Rubthye @rubthye]

Outrageous! Me and Jerry callow been doing this for years in schools.

Stolen our ideas!

[Sean Hannity 🇺🇸 @seanhannity]

PORN WORKSHOP AT A HIGH SCHOOL?! High school students at the elite Columbia Grammar & Preparatory School were subjected to a “porn literacy” workshop.  One outraged parent from the school will speak out TONIGHT on “Hannity.”

[Derek Rubthye @rubthye]

Nation will be shocked when they find out the truth about Phillip scohfield.

The man has keys to every vets in the country that’s all I’m saying!

[Derek Rubthye @rubthye]

DM to @rubthye

[Derek Rubthye @rubthye]

@_VillagePodcast It weren’t an official warning and you can’t be arrested for singing the ging gang goolies. However they did caution me for the shit in the park.

So get us facts right bloody lefty

[Derek Rubthye @rubthye]

Mate!

Bloody had the nobbies knocking at the door asking questions. I ain’t said nuffin mate.

[Derek Rubthye @rubthye]

Nice to know where some of me favourite sayings come from.

[The Village Podcast @_VillagePodcast]

‘Eating eggs is mad.‘ - Sir William Goochend.

Mayor of the village from around 1793. He outlawed eggs calling them ‘Hen Spaff’.

This outlawing is the origin of village slurs like ‘Egg Snaffler’ and ‘Spaff Merchant’.

And of course the village Hymn:

‘You’re an egg c*nt’

[The Village Podcast @_VillagePodcast]

‘Eating eggs is mad.‘ - Sir William Goochend.

Mayor of the village from around 1793. He outlawed eggs calling them ‘Hen Spaff’.

This outlawing is the origin of village slurs like ‘Egg Snaffler’ and ‘Spaff Merchant’.

And of course the village Hymn:

‘You’re an egg c*nt’

[Derek Rubthye @rubthye]

Happy September 11th to all my followers!

[Derek Rubthye @rubthye]

STOP SAYING I NEED THERAPY.

[Derek Rubthye @rubthye]

@_VillagePodcast I’m having me soup bath.

[Derek Rubthye @rubthye]

@_VillagePodcast Always the butt of the joke ain’t i. You know I have feelings mate! Didn’t need this the morning. Do i get another trophy tho?

[Derek Rubthye @rubthye]

Lovely to get great feedback 👍

[The Village Podcast @_VillagePodcast]

@rubthye Derek what you do is not fracking. Its not even describable.

[Derek Rubthye @rubthye]

@_VillagePodcast Thank you. Very kind of you