WUnderground

WUnderground: WashU’s premier (only) satirical, student-run newspaper. Volume 17 out now!

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Republicans enraged at proposed Fanum Tax

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This Twitter account is under new management

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Trump weighs in 215lbs at arrest, praises Ozempic for “hugest ever” cut the country has ever seen

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Let today be a reminder that while we’re the bad guys at least we’re not THE bad guys

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Tacos are great I just wish you could eat them on other days

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Prayers out to Mallinckrodt subway workers tonight #titan #sweetonionteryiakichicken

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I hate the gym! Men in tank tops belong in tanks

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Would you fuck your first cousin if they were as hot as your hottest second cousin?

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“Sorry can’t talk, late to my DATistics quiz”

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Mr. Beast jacks off 1,000 elderly men, eradicates prostate cancer

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WashU announces free laundry, tuition hike

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Opening a bahn mi restaurant called ANTI-PHO

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We’re doing our own naked group pics for a sex issue, PM us your nudes

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I just want to get lunch with Jeopardy super champion Ray Lalonde

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New Holiday WUnderground:

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You live in University City? Well I’m the mayor of South Real Town.

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Caught on camera: Rob Wild reading the new holiday WUnderground and pretending to get it.

Read: https://t.co/BYjwS5wYrN

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Find all 8 opossum hidden in this holiday issue of WUnderground and win Willy Wonka style death-tour of Anheuser-Busch factory:
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Rob Wild Holiday Diversity Campaign Canceled after “Hit the Quan-zaa” challenge

Read more in our NEW Holiday issue:
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WUnderground stormed the capital on January 7th because no one texted me on January 6