Jack

My Maserati doesn't do 185

[Jack @_Wake_And_Jake]

I immediately fave any pic that includes beer in the water bottle holder on a bike

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Love that Marc Jacobs used Vincent Adultman as the muse for his new collection

[1994 Subaru Outback @sadieisonfire__]

if you pour one (1) 16 ounce Monster Energy drink into your gas tank your car will turn into a Ford Raptor with a 6 inch lift and six 12 inch subwoofers and a Puddle of Mudd CD preloaded in the player

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

happy valentines day if your significant other retweets a post malone parody account you're allowed to break up with them

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

How do I love thee,
When love is a random, chemical induced illusion
And you're an unloveable dildo
And there's no god?

It's VD. Eat arbys

[educated shrimp @yaperboi]

so upset bro.... my wife’s bf got her a better valentines present this year than I did.

rlly gonna have to step my game up next year

[Jack @_Wake_And_Jake]

@thatonecolton @Me That was my one condition

[Jack @_Wake_And_Jake]

@thatonecolton @me

[hi @Chainbody]

when u are using an automatic soap dispenser

[Netflix @netflix]

black mirror is a documentary

[Jack @_Wake_And_Jake]

@cedyer1 I fucking love that place

[Jack @_Wake_And_Jake]

@bootyprince420 You won't, coward

[1994 Subaru Outback @sadieisonfire__]

they used to be out here looking for free dinner now they finessing for free life. stay vigilant my kings

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

I broke an apple slicer and made a very dangerous apple.