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Correcting everything

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@ItsMeBethanyx Yeah, but his hair needed to go.

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What a load of predictable nonsense #playingnice

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@AdamLake @Scousebird No way. A theatre visit is a big treat for most. Something that’s an expensive and special night out. If you have a relentless cough, stay home and don’t spoil it for others..

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@kdjukes 🤷‍♀️I like him. He’s very talented.

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For the love of grammar and basic intelligence, can this police officer please stop saying ‘somethink’ and ‘anythink’ #24hoursinpolicecustody

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@ShakeLS I like it 🤷‍♀️

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@richardpbacon I really hope you’re right 🤞

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@Huntress1015 @PageSix The British tabloids call her Kate, always have done. Not sure why they bother with Middleton, but it seems to have stuck.

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@I_am_KenBarlow I’d be amazed if not.

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@MAFShysteria She needs to lose the Croydon facelift. It’s not doing her hairline any favours. 👩‍🦲

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@Dustin_Cone Seemed to me like a perfectly normal exchange between a couple. Nothing ‘overproduced’ about it.

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@JamesLucasIT This was the one that absolutely broke me in the 9/11 museum.

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No-one rushing out to buy any of the expensive floor cleaners after they’ve all been demonstrated to be completely rubbish #ThisMorning

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@trbell_ Sadly, they walk amongst us. But hopefully they’re a dying breed. I hope he didn’t spoil your day.

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@icod My eldest says just take one mug, one plate, one bowl etc. You have to wash up your stuff and less likely to be pilfered.

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@annecater Er, no. I’ve enjoyed 30 years of his consistently terrible packing. Not prepared to step in any time soon.

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@GiveBloodNHS @NHS Yet my colleague (O-), took time out of her day to attend an appointment yesterday. The appointments were running really late. She offered to return later in the day but was refused. Can’t be that low in St Albans 🤷‍♀️

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If Lisa Snowdon says ‘love, love, love’ ONE MORE TIME…🤬#thismorning

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@Liz_ORiordan Ruthlessly, in my case. Someone said to me ‘these are their memories, not yours’ and that helped. I also decided not to keep anything if I was going to just put it in the loft. I set myself a 6 week target and stuck to it.

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@thismorning I think Ann might be being very polite as she surveys the car crash that is now her living room.