not megan

not average.

[not megan @_XXXmegan]

Is your name Megan?

Bc you’re Megan me horny

[not megan @_XXXmegan]

@Ssimp9816 From his HEART 🤣

[not megan @_XXXmegan]

Omfg 🤣🤣

[bryaus @ottbryaus]

This is my sister

[not megan @_XXXmegan]

I don’t smoke cigs Bc I’m light headed off one hit. Holy.

[not megan @_XXXmegan]

@ottbryaus You do

[not megan @_XXXmegan]

@_harleyhunter titty, breast, milk machine, clump of fat, boob

Take your pick

[not megan @_XXXmegan]

I am NOT about to stand outside with half my toddy’s out and frozen for a pic. Unless there’s money involved, then i might make a snow angel naked

[not megan @_XXXmegan]

It doesn’t even snow here💀🤒

[Brett Manuel @BrettManuelLFC9]

Nobody:

White people:

[not megan @_XXXmegan]

I’ve been in possession of my brothers Christmas gift for a few weeks now and keep forgetting to send it. Hopefully it gets to him🥴

[not megan @_XXXmegan]

@m_poole96 My favorite and least favorite line

[not megan @_XXXmegan]

What he says : “I’m gonna play one more league game then I hope you’ll be ready”

What I hear: “You have 30 extra minutes to get dressed”

[not megan @_XXXmegan]

I MISSED BEER SO MUCH

[not megan @_XXXmegan]

@IMJOELSMITH43 It’s not often someone can be as cool as us

[not megan @_XXXmegan]

I hate hanging up on my mom. But at the same time, I hate listening to her bullshit

[not megan @_XXXmegan]

I wonder what the photo pick up manager is gonna do when he sees that I printed out nudes at Walgreens

[not megan @_XXXmegan]

@YedaBlendzz You’re probably having a heart attack. Sorry to break the news.

[not megan @_XXXmegan]

@IMJOELSMITH43 Cheers🥃

[not megan @_XXXmegan]

Pour my whiskey over ice please sir

[not megan @_XXXmegan]

Instantaneous happiness

[not megan @_XXXmegan]

The craving for garlic, bacon, jalapeño cheese bread is UNREAL