Yenty

[spec @specsosa]

No enemy can ever do what the first 8 months of 2026 did to me

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

my biggest red flag is that i’m always subconsciously prepared to spend the rest of my life alone.

[shipra @shipranotes]

a good book recommendation feels like someone handing you a key to a secret room in their mind

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i know for a fact that i’m about to witness the days i once prayed for

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i’m not making enough money, that's my only problem.

[ĸolαde @twitgameboy]

corporate 9-5 workers as soon as it hits 10pm on Sunday 🤣💔

[𝐎𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫_𝖌 @Onstar_G]

Public universities ukijaribu kudefer, mwendo umeumaliza ingia streets ujitume 💯

[𝕄𝕚𝕜𝕖. @Festusubong]

Oh God, please let me win.

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

Disgust is the final level of detachment

[🕊 @sirtrickzz]

the smartest thing a nigga can do is learn to keep his mouth shut.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

The distance between your house and your job really affects your quality of life.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

dating to marry doesnt mean I'm dating you to marry YOU.. It means, Im dating you to see if i WANT to marry you.... thats a conversation nobody is ready for.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Hearing a grown man get scolded like a child in front of his colleagues is one of the worst things about corporate life

[Bola Banjo @bolaabanjo]

House hunting, job hunting, wife hunting.
May the hunter live long.

[serwaalicious🌸 @BoujieeNxrah]

i rebuke every spirit that makes me imagine funerals of people still alive .

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

instead of saying thank you, someone said: "May God ease things for you as you have eased things for me." and it hasn’t left me since then.

[Mrs B @attackdogX]

Animals are actually smarter than us because in their packs, they don’t allow the weaker or retarded ones to lead them.

[kijana ya KMTC™🇰🇪 @KijanayaKmtc]

Employee: 20k, 20k, 20k, 20k, 20k, 20k, 20k

Business owner: 0, 0, 4k, 34k, 108k, 62k, 203k, 563k

Sharp boy: 8bob, 73bob, 197k, fuliza, 434k, 1.36ksh,fuliza

[vivian @vheeorji22]

Dear recruiters,

Even a rejection email is better than complete silence. 😭