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[kordell @lledrook]

holy shit he beat the fuck outta him LMFAO

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

Unc from Diamond Gym left Deestroying in tears after sharing motivational words to help him push through the workout for his pregnant wife after he wanted to walk out the gym ❤️‍🩹

“if you quit in the gym… how would you feel if your lady quit labor?”

[Stephen Edwards @BreadmanBoxing]

AAU 🏀. The biggest scam going in youth sports. $25 try out fee, $1,400 registration fee if your kid makes the team. $50 entry fees to tournament games. A, B and C teams for each age groups. Age loopholes including the Reclassed kids. #nobueno

[Weapons Daily @WeaponsVault]

Ser Deadass of the Bronx.

First of his Name.

Word To His Mother.

[Z @_Z23B_]

@mayfield_micah can they PLEASE remaster this

[Steven Pappas @StevenPappasTV]

I’m not joking when I say, that was the silkiest sequence of hockey I’ve ever seen.

Just straight FILTH.

#TeamUSA

[Z @_Z23B_]

@RaysTheRoofTB Either fergs patch or a publix patch

[Z @_Z23B_]

@Flewellen727 Wish they’d bring back the black and green ones from the early 2000s every once in a while

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

MULTIPLE FIGHTS ERUPT IN THE BATTLE OF FLORIDA, INCLUDING HAGEL VS TKACHUK 😳🥊

[Z @_Z23B_]

@PJ_Lowry @metaplexmovies I actually really like the idea of this! The way they set up the penguin they could do this with multiple characters into a setup in a movie trilogy or minor character plot

[✞Righteous Rebellion𓅪 @OneManCircus87]

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I’m glad you asked. Buckle up.

12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly.

12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history.

12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act.
That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours.

12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.”

12:58 p.m. — Impact.
You sit, and the gates of hell open.
The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system.
You ask yourself, Is that blood?
No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism.

1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet.

8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn.
Your butthole? A war veteran.
Your spirit? In recovery.
You’ll never be the same, but you will survive.

Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity.

You’ve earned it.

Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

[Z @_Z23B_]

@earthcurated @CrispeThe

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 NOW: President Trump saw the Marine Corps Silent Platoon practicing on the White House South Lawn, so he invited them into the Oval Office

“Come on in here, fellas!”

No President has cared more about our servicemembers than 47 🇺🇸❤️

[Z @_Z23B_]

@BleacherReport @PatMcAfeeShow L

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨BOMBSHELL! The Coast Guard just announced one of the most SUCCESSFUL drug bust operations in HISTORY!

They seized over 1.3 MILLION kilograms of cocaine, busted four HUNDRED leaders, and netted a total of $45B in seizures.

This keeps these drugs OFF THE STREETS of America!

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This is the wealth that one must pursue in one's life.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY: ONE OF THE GREATEST WIDE RECEIVERS EVER MIKE EVANS TURNED 32 YEARS OLD TODAY.

Super Bowl champion
2x All-Pro
6× Pro Bowler
NFL receiving touchdowns co-leader (2023)
All-Rookie team

Buccaneers Franchise Records:
Most receiving yards
Most receptions
Most receiving touchdowns
Most consecutive 1,000-yard receiving seasons: 11
Most receiving touchdowns in a single season: 14
Most career games with 100+ receiving yards: 37
Most career games with 1+ receiving touchdown: 66

NFL Records:
Most consecutive 1,000-yard receiving seasons to start a career: 11
Tied for most consecutive seasons with 1,000+ receiving yards: 11
Youngest player to reach 7,000 receiving yards
Most seasons with 12+ receiving touchdowns

Stats:
Receptions: 836
Receiving yards: 12,684
Receiving touchdowns: 105

The most underrated and most accomplished receivers in football history.