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[Nate @thenatewolf]

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

[Funkeeee @sucre_xo]

I like it when people show you they're good for a reason 🔥❤️

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

I think he wants me to pet him

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Put him down he’s the pilot.

[trish @ultragloss]

no one understands a woman in her 20s the way billy joel did in 1977 when he wrote vienna

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

nature is beautiful

[Colin Landforce 🛠 @landforce]

I was wondering why bitters bottles always have these jacked up old fashioned labels on em.

Turns out the brothers behind this brand were entering their recipe in a contest like a hundred years ago. One brother worked on the bottle and the other the label.

At game time they realized they were different sizes. They slapped the label on and entered it anyway.

They lost the contest but a judge pulled em aside and told em the wonky label made their product stand out. They kept doing it and not only is Angostura one of the biggest brands in the space, their aesthetic dominates the category.

[Fishtopher and Friends @mrfishtopher]

to be loved is to be changed

[Dad Pickup Line @dadpickupline]

My wife called and asked me to get the chicken thighs out of the freezer. I told her we don’t have any chicken thighs in the freezer so she said she’d check when she gets home- your thoughts and prayers are appreciated

[𝐁𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 @BusinessFamous]

The HR lady at work tried to get me to do a 401k but no way in hell am I running that far

[Suz @_Zannahh]

@sarnacat The spiel of you saying, “sorry the countertops seem wet! I just wiped it down but the concrete is really porous so it’ll dry quickly!!” Lives in my head rent free to this day

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

little spoon

[Suz @_Zannahh]

@kennedy_kemp @katiemlastname Haha honestly not sure why I thought it would work forever??? Anyway she requested a roommate change after that so

[ᅠ @artindetails]

home library.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Why I stopped being nice, so that I could be kind:

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Stick season might not be in the critics best songs of 2022 but it’s definitely the best song specifically about sticks that’s come out in a while I think