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In the rain we all look wet and in the snow we all look cold.

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Absolute shitshow at @LeShuttle Calais just now. 2 hour delays due to “over capacity” passengers. Apparently someone randomly organised a 24 hour car race in France this weekend but didn’t tell the goons operating the tunnel.

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@GrantSRivers In my house, my wife wouldn't turn a hair if I replaced the coffee machine. She wouldn't actually mind if I bought a £90k motorhome, but she might ask me where the funds came from. "Oh, just a few hours overtime, love" might not cut it.

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@MrJamesMay Very sorry to hear this James, my sincere condolences. We lost one of our dogs last Oct & I'm not even slightly over it. The pain was physical as well as emotional. We still have one dog, with the inevitable to come one day, but I won't be able to face having another pet after

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@BarefootLady @lambeth_council If they leave it like that for long, the tape will lift the lacquer on the paint and that’ll end up costing them a lot more than a parking ticket 🤷‍♂️

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@fesshole What happens when one of the others wants to shag Alan?

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@eBay_UK Ridiculous AI-reliant “policy violations”: you’ve removed my listing & denied an appeal for an item which is perfectly legal to own and perfectly legal
to use on private land - an e-bike tuning chip - despite there being multiple others for sale on eBay UK. Unimpressed.

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@MountainWHouse are your stores open today (Easter Sunday)? ChatGPT seems to think so, I hope so!

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@scssofas I’ll never buy anything from you. Salesman approached me whilst browsing & asked if I was going to buy today. No, I replied, my wife will also need to see it first. “Ah, one of those men who’s not allowed to make a decision” was his snide reply. Customer lost for ever.

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@TimesRadio Great gag from the TV critic on Rod Liddle’s show today, where he said #Bait was laugh-out-loud funny from the first minute.

I fell for that.

#spoileralert: possibly one of the least funny things I’ve ever seen.

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@fesshole Prat.

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@MichaelHooks101

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@TheElecBikeShop my return to you, for an item which YOU specced incorrectly, was received by you on Mon 9 Feb. I have photo POD. I’ve chased for the refund 3 times with no response. Are you going to refund me today (19 Feb) or am I going to start a chargeback tomorrow (20 Feb)?

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@ThatEricAlper 1981-ish. Duran Duran at Hammersmith. The support act was some random bad called….. Talk Talk.

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@calimotoApp I’ve been using Calimoto on a laptop, with an account. I now want to use the app, but it won’t let me log in. It walks me through the “Log in or register” process but then tries to set up a new account and throws me out without the option to log in. Help??

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@kevmil150 @Megatron_ron If you "could care less" then you're still bothered about it. If on the other hand you *couldn't* care less.....

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@bagshaw2112 Brian? (IYKYK....) #magiceye

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@righttobikeit Are you the new Cycling Wankey?

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@takeback_power You can’t “take back” power, you never had it, you gormless twunts.

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@takeback_power You pathetic little twats.

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@TufferB Still on a hosepipe ban in Kent though.