MJ

if you know me you don't.

[Safiya @HeySafiya]

me at 12am, 1am, 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am, 6am, 7am, 8am, 9am, 10am, 11am, 12pm, 1pm, 2pm, 3pm, 4pm, 5pm, 6pm, 7pm, 8pm, 9pm, 10pm, 11pm;

[nate @p1xnat]

The urge to jack off before sleeping every night

[mrsaltyz | SECT @saltshaken]

trying to make a black character in any game

[𑣲Dia﹒﹒﹒#freemikfi @dearlcia]

"hey are you watching my discord stream?"

[𝗌𝗈𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋. @sonderslife]

Doomscrolling on twt knowing you’re academically going down

[Vivi(Piper)/Lace💙 @RotundKittyCar]

I AM THE BONER SWORD. STEEL IS MY DICK, AND FIRE ARE MY BALLS. I HAVE SHOT OVER A THOUSAND ROPES. UNAWARE OF PREMATURITY, NOR AWARE OF DYSFUNCTION. WITHSTOOD EDGES TO CREATE MANY LOADS, WAITING FOR CLARITY. THIS IS MY ONLY PATH. MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN…UNLIMITED GOON WORKS!

[soffa @kelpo_cereal]

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[Goatmojo @Goatmojo]

"If you kill yourself I'm telling everyone that you had a fart feti-"

[Slenderman @slendermmn]

Me when my Pages are Collected

[parfait🍨 @parfait88856]

How it feels reposting anything slightly suggestive

[Kayle_Vt @KayleVt]

*opens twitter*
*tweets to nobody*
*reposts everything*
*closes twitter*
*opens twitter*

[Freddy Fazbear @thetoreadorbear]

I'm so proud of you for making it this far

[ꅐꏂ꒐ꋪ꒯😈👻 @heis_Mike_]

me seeing all the consequences of my procrastination arrive

[misc | toonsy @miscellainous]

dudes get a persona and cannot behave 😭😭

[Bintang ⚣ Adonis PR Manager @amidstthera1n]

Bara porn appeared on my tl whilst I'm scrolling in the mosque and the old man next to me saw it

[Wanderer @WanderingManga]

“im above that as a person you can stoop as low as you want”

[skadi ꕤ @skadi_hsr]

YOU HAD NEVER SEEN A GAY GUY DO WHAT??

[Gazun 🌸 @Gazungamer]

Dio realizing "holy shit he's dead for real" and immediately dropping the villain act is one of the best scenes in the entire series, he really thought they'd be going back and forth forever