Dave Martinez

[Dave Martinez @__DM__11__]

“Sorry for the convenience”

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs.”

[Dave Martinez @__DM__11__]

@BuffaloGolfSoc What a 285 yard driver and 95 yard 9 iron isn’t realistic?

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Geno Smith on the Jets, via @ZackBlatt:

"We want to be the best team in the world."

[Dave Martinez @__DM__11__]

How is this a real article?

[Toronto Sun @TheTorontoSun]

From @simmonssteve: Sour Mitch Marner can't seem to leave Toronto dark days behind on way to Stanley Cup final
https://t.co/wznbKeMYkx

[Dave Martinez @__DM__11__]

Guhle diving? No way

[Brandon Velaski @bvelaski]

Even the camera guy knew it was a dive

[Dave Martinez @__DM__11__]

@travisyost Drum or start?

[Dave Martinez @__DM__11__]

@BuffaloGolfSoc Scheffler -16

[Sabremetrix📊 @Sabremetrix]

Konsta Helenius was born during the Sabres 2nd Round playoff series against the Senators in 2006

[Dave Martinez @__DM__11__]

Re-hire then fire Adams

[Tyler Dunne @TyDunne]

Other ideas:

- Party like it’s 1996-1999, muck games up, try to win 2-1.

- Full lower-body transplant for Noah Ostlund.

- Bring back the Slug.

[Dave Martinez @__DM__11__]

Tough argument to make considering the on course conditions they literally just played

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

Some of LIV's propagandist accounts would like you to believe the New Orleans event had to be moved because the conditions of the practice facility are "substandard" so Brian Manzella, one of the game's top instructors, strolled over to debunk that silliness.

[Pete Guelli @PeteGuelli]

So who needs to be at Game 5?#LetsGoBuffalo #sabrehood

[Dave Martinez @__DM__11__]

Enjoy the game, loser

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

Jack got it jumpin' 

Legendary @NESN broadcaster @RealJackEdwards is today’s honorary Fan Banner Captain!

[Dave Martinez @__DM__11__]

It’s worked so well he gets to keep drafting these guys high

[Anthony Cover 1 @Pro__Ant]

In case there was any doubt, with the signing of Chubb and the drafting of TJ Parker, it’s becoming clearer (or at least VERY coincidental) that Brandon Beane is a fan of the Edge archetype the Buffalo Bills have subscribed to for years

[Dave Martinez @__DM__11__]

@BfloBizFirst Congrats xxx!

[Dave Martinez @__DM__11__]

Same

[The Stanley Cup @StanleyCup]

I'm ready.

[Dave Martinez @__DM__11__]

Scratch Stanley so he can fight Hagel in the press box

[Heather Engel @engelheather]

Brandon Hagel (undisclosed injury) won’t play tonight, Lightning coach Jon Cooper said.

[Dave Martinez @__DM__11__]

GMs who went on local radio and yelled at the hosts for talking about WRs:

1- Bills

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

first round WRs drafted last 10 years:

3 - Ravens: Marquise Brown, Rashod Bateman, Zay Flowers
3 - Panthers: D.J. Moore, Xavier Legette, Tetairoa McMillan
3 - Vikings: Laquon Treadwell, Justin Jefferson, Jordan Addison
2 - Falcons: Calvin Ridley, Drake London
2 - Bengals: John Ross, Ja’Marr Chase
2 - Jaguars: Brian Thomas Jr., Travis Hunter
2 - Chargers: Mike Williams, Quentin Johnston
2 - Giants: Kadarius Toney, Malik Nabers
2 - Eagles: Jalen Reagor, DeVonta Smith
2 - 49ers: Brandon Aiyuk, Ricky Pearsall
2 - Titans: Corey Davis, Treylon Burks
2 - Commanders: Josh Doctson, Jahan Dotson
1 - Cardinals: Marvin Harrison Jr.
1 - Bears: Rome Odunze
1 - Browns: Corey Coleman
1 - Cowboys: CeeDee Lamb
1 - Broncos: Jerry Jeudy
1 - Packers: Matthew Golden
1 - Texans: Will Fuller
1 - Chiefs: Xavier Worthy
1 - Raiders: Henry Ruggs III
1 - Dolphins: Jaylen Waddle
1 - Patriots: N’Keal Harry
1 - Saints: Chris Olave
1 - Jets: Garrett Wilson
1 - Seahawks: Jaxon Smith-Njigba
1 - Buccaneers: Emeka Egbuka
1 - Lions: Jameson Williams
0 - Bills
0 - Colts
0 - Rams
0 - Steelers

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Longtime golf broadcaster Ewen Murray says 2025 Ryder Cup crowd antics led him to retirement https://t.co/UUp8wajfDQ

[Dave Martinez @__DM__11__]

If you are the goalie you have to come out and truck him

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Some how, some way, Kuznetsov has turned it back another gear 😂

[Dave Martinez @__DM__11__]

Dane Jackson was still under contract?

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

We have released Taron Johnson, Curtis Samuel, Taylor Rapp, and Dane Jackson.

📰: https://t.co/78HcLDEO12