simone.

26 🤙🏾 I talk shit regardless of what year it is

[simone. @__DeepToot]

y’all ever reassure someone that their penis isn’t small but then wanna go back & tell them you lied?

[simone. @__DeepToot]

@LyricShanta @MylesMakinMoney Yes, but we’re working under the assumption that the apartment is not cool w it bc they don’t know & most leases have a provision that you cannot conduct business out of their residential rental property.

[simone. @__DeepToot]

@LyricShanta @MylesMakinMoney I don’t think he’s talking specifically about her having a license to do hair; doing hair out of your house (conducting a business) is the part that’s illegal.

[JG RIFF 🤴🏾 @DontCallMeSonny]

This the dumbest shit I ever heard

[simone. @__DeepToot]

@SomaKazima @Watch_The_Drive Why is her left breast so much bigger than her right? They charge extra to match em or something?

[simone. @__DeepToot]

@niccoyat Was he not gay?

[simone. @__DeepToot]

@yungpoutymcpout @keescrawford She should’ve went for child support

[simone. @__DeepToot]

@DojaCat Okay girl see you in a few months ❤️

[simone. @__DeepToot]

Ariana Grande gotta be pregnant. We haven’t seen her belly in months & she turned her comments off 👀

[simone. @__DeepToot]

@attentionfixed As an adhd student, this one didn’t matter for me. You can sit me next to anyone & im gonna talk lol. If there was an ear, there was a word

[Realtor Bae Kay ✨ @SincerelyKweenK]

The fact that everyone is laughing at his pain is very contradicting to y’all mental health tweet….

[🌹RoseGawd🌹 @djrosegawd]

It Girl.

[kene.eth @kenee0]

Everybody is talking about Halle, but from what I can see this nigga is gone too.

[Ashley Tisdale ✨ @luv4lessho3]

Yall first meal be weed 😂😂😂 PLEASE GO TO REHAB

[Moore @whowantsmooree]

Gone be the hardest intro whenever thug get to use it

[Patt @TopherPatt]

Hey. Inflation is moving faster than anything else. Get your pride out the way and consider doing whatever you can for you and your family. If you need co-live or get an extra job, do that. This shit is getting uglier by the day.

[Dolly @DOLLDILAH]

imagine u comin home after a bad day and da house haunted .. id b livid

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

We really do let America get away with too damn much. 7 rounds of interviews for a job? 1st,last,1.5 security deposit plus $500 pet fee, $300 cleaning fee? Masters degree for 20k salary? I wish we could just all strike at the same time

[simone. @__DeepToot]

@sloozy66 @jessfout @indiedocsf @jtrebach I broke up w him instead. It was the last straw for that high school relationship 😂 we were still friends & argued about it ALL THE TIME

[simone. @__DeepToot]

@Mirexshotz They gotta get that baby out that bed 😭