Dudek

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[Dudek @__Dudek_]

@AutoPap Soon as warranty ends then get rid 👍🏻 recovered a countless number of 2 litre ingeniums over the last few years mostly Evoques and disco sports. Cheaply made and the timing chain is made of cheese. Mountain bikes have beefier chains.

[Dudek @__Dudek_]

“Inspired by a classic American diner” and not taking cash is a madness to be fair

[David Kurten @davidkurten]

Diner refused to take cash for my Full English Breakfast.
I paid in cash anyway.
#Cash #KeepCash #StuffTheNWO

[Dudek @__Dudek_]

So unhinged

[Lee Anderson MP @LeeAndersonMP_]

@Jesii_ca_M Try the Battle of The Somme.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Anonymous performer hits the cleanest Jellyfish Jam ever recorded in human history

[Dudek @__Dudek_]

@AutoPap What everyone in their 20s actually wants

[Dudek @__Dudek_]

I quite enjoyed the new joker to be honest

[Dudek @__Dudek_]

Just finished watching this series. Fantastic show can’t recommend it enough

[David Mitchell @RealDMitchell]

The new detective show I'm in, #Ludwig, starts today. It's on @BBCOne at 9pm. Below is a trailer made the right shape for you to view on your phone! If this isn't enough to persuade you to watch, tune into @BBCTheOneShow or @BBCFrontRow later and I'll persuade you some more.

[Dudek @__Dudek_]

So I skipped like 25 seasons but S36 E01 of the simpsons is actually good what the hell are we back

[Dudek @__Dudek_]

James McAvoy in “speak no evil” was amazing, he gives off fantastic West Country Conor mcgregor energy

[Dudek @__Dudek_]

Cardiff hotels jumped up from 80 quid a night to £550 on oasis day. Mental

[Dudek @__Dudek_]

I like when all the boomers are queuing for the one till in Tesco express meanwhile there’s three empty self checkouts just zoom past em all

[Jon Gaunt @jongaunt]

Self checkouts need to be scrapped. Nobody wants them and they’re impersonal and not much quicker. Good to see @Morrisons realising this. I’ve never met anyone who prefers them and I’ve worked in supermarket. What’s your view?

[Dudek @__Dudek_]

I missed it in the cinema, but the SPIDER MAN music when he pulls the mask on

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

Akon sings ‘Locked up’ while alleged child predator gets arrested during Vitaly’s stream. 😭😭

[Unnamed Insider @Unnamedinsider]

I think ‘another brick in the balls’ fuckwit is facing competition from ‘police dog bit me in the arse’ moron

[Vader's Order @VadersOrder]

imagine this is how their duel went 💀

[Ryan Goodcase @RyanGoodcase]

This is my favorite joke from my Netflix is a Joke set

[Dudek @__Dudek_]

Seen a guy in a Tesla pull up in a lay by and dump a load of oil down the drain there, couldn’t make this shit up.

[Dudek @__Dudek_]

Couldn’t make it up, look at their classic boomer names

[Dudek @__Dudek_]

I thought it was just me