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USNA, Perdue, & Oxford. USN F/A-18 Super Hornet squadron XO turned heavy jet driver. Now I fly F1 teams around the 🌏 for DHL & cheer for McLaren.

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@DenverPolice What occurred at 24th & Arapahoe in 5 Points tonight?

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@ykthatcaptt @LVMPD You know how I know you’re retarded?
…You’re replying to a tweet from 5 years ago.
…That, and your Mom told me.

“My sweet Conor. I just wish he wasn’t so retarded.” - Conor’s mom

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@Broncos I better not find out that @VailResorts has refunded #BoNix ‘s #EpicPass. Ankle or not, he has to put up with the same sh!tt¥ #ski season we all have.

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@DenverPolice At 41 feet tall, one would think she’s hard to miss…

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I don’t think #BoNix breaking his ankle was a good reason for #Denver to issue a #shelterinplace mass text for the entire city.

#EmergencyAlerts
@DenverPolice
@Broncos

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@AbjectFailur3 @wtf1official If there was a gift basket in his room with three stacks and bowls of only Blue peanut M&M’s, he’d show. He comes for the stacks. He stays because he’s fat.

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@l5lvs @wtf1official Oh I did! Club Incompetent-Insolent-Indolent-Insufferable would be a treat. A veritable kids table.

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@aabs_1990 @wtf1official They would trip over each other being nice, for sure.

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@wtf1official Being seated here could easily be considered as some form of an alternative criminal sentence to prison.
Incompetent
Insolent
Indolent
Insufferable

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@DenverPolice What’s going on @ Broadway & Arapahoe St. downtown/ District 6?

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@TJMoe28 *had. He had…

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@RealAlexJones No we aren’t.

Also, frogs aren’t gay.

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The Sinking

#Lando #McLaren #DutchGP #DutchGrandPrix #F1 #LandoNorris #OscarPiastri

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“So Close Yet So Far….”
#Ferrari #Scuderiaferrari #LeClerc #Hamilton #DutchGP #DutchGrandPrix #F1

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@notathome1900 @schumacherfiles They traded tips on delivering black eyes.

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@notracingpoint Especially when your boss is also fielding another conflict of interest -Estaban “Me Myself & I” Ocon on the grid.

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The #British & #F1 #media are struggling to avoid direct references to #ChristianHorner’s 2024 “issues” with a #redbullracing staff member due to ‘legal issues.’

I’d like to offer up a descriptive euphemism the #F1transportation team use when bringing up the topic:

Cankles.

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@F1mech Something tells me that wasn’t the only thing said last weekend…

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TIL @NicoRosberg was called into #FlavioBriatori’s bedroom to negotiate a contract. Flavio said “I can’t match that.”

#FI
#SpanishGP
#FP1

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@Speedcaster Every time the red light is on, a dissident or journalist fighting for human rights in #SaudiArabia is unalived.
#SaudiArabianGP
#JamalKhashoggi
#JusticeForJamal
#IamMyOwnGuardian
#انا ولية أمري