Jessica Carroll

Freelance fashion & beauty writer
Words at Dazed Beauty, 10 Magazine and MailOnline
MA Fashion Communication at Central Saint Martins

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

The Royal Family could have easily funded this funeral with the money they pay no tax on, but chose to let the taxpayer pay for it during a cost of living crisis and the entire country is on its knees. These are the people that everybody respects and reveres so much?

[Howard Beckett @mayamuskl]

The Royal Family have £24 billion in riches. Both William & Charles just paid zero tax on the hundreds of £millions they inherited.

You the taxpayer, however, are footing the entire bill for this prolonged funeral.

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Meghan Markle condemned after Queen’s funeral for reason British press have not yet decided.

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

It’s inhumane cancelling funerals and rescheduling cancer treatments due to the Queen’s funeral! No one should be treated as second class citizens!

[Howard Beckett @mayamuskl]

A legal clause means King Charles III inherits his mother’s vast fortune but escapes a £200 million tax bill.

• 0% tax for him
• 40% tax for you

God save the king…………

[Jessica Carroll @__JessCarroll]

hi @ASOS @ASOS_news @ASOS_Careers please can I have some help with this? I can't get through via message. thank you

[Jessica Carroll @__JessCarroll]

@ASOS I recently ordered a 400ml Elnett hairspray from you but a 75ml bottle arrived. I bought it for a holiday which I need it for so don’t have time to wait for a new one to turn up If I send it back. Please can I have a refund for the difference?

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Vatican investigates possible miracle as UK government inexplicably finds £10bn for energy bills just 24 hours after the Sue Gray report.

[Dr Brett Staniland @TwinBrett_]

Today is another great day to remind everyone not to buy Dolce & Gabbana!

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

The richest MP in Parliament today slashed taxes for bankers while hiking taxes for workers.

This is a government by – and for – the super-rich.

[Jessica Carroll @__JessCarroll]

@Uber_Support hi I ordered an Uber and it arrived with the wrong number plate. I didn’t want to get in for safety reasons so cancelled but was charged. How can I be refunded please?

[Jessica Carroll @__JessCarroll]

@MetsTeamStore @MrMet @Mets @CitiField Hi I would love to purchase this. I have emailed and called but haven’t been able to get through. Please may you help with this?

[Georgia Coan @georgia_coan]

Basically, nobody in this industry from a working-class background who went to comprehensive school should be shamed or made to feel bad for not having certain skills or experiences because their parents couldn’t afford it. We deserve to be here just as much as anyone else does.

[Sonia Weiser weischoice.bsky.social @weischoice]

Still haven't heard back from the NYTimes about that job. Maybe I didn't rewrite my entire resume in the online portal correctly.

[Lauren Bravo 🚨 PROBABLY NOTHING IS OUT NOW 🚨 @laurenbravo]

I will have achieved full self-actualisation when I can go into Aesop, tell them I am only there to use the hand cream and then leave

[Jessica Carroll @__JessCarroll]

@ejheap This makes me sad. A super polite email from someone just doing their job.

[Jessica Carroll @__JessCarroll]

@ArgosHelpers Hi Alice, I am still getting automated responses when I DM you. Please is there an email I can send my queries too?

[Jessica Carroll @__JessCarroll]

@ArgosHelpers I am trying to get in contact with you regarding a faulty product that I would like a refund for please. However, I just keep getting redirected to your FAQ. Please can I speak directly to someone to resolve this issue?

[Jessica Carroll @__JessCarroll]

@ArgosHelpers thank you, I am sending a DM now

[Jessica Carroll @__JessCarroll]

@jackblackburn00 @SadLifeJane @camofclass @ryanxdugan but why did he think this was the right place/time to share that thought?