✺ Karl ✺

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[✺ Karl ✺ @__Karlz__]

@Frasier_Quotes @allisonbo_ I am Niles. Niles is me.

[✺ Karl ✺ @__Karlz__]

@BillyWayneDavis Would love to see you back home in Crossville again! @allisonbo_ and I had the best time.

[whatthefelk @whattheFELK]

If I ever start telling you information by saying “You know, I recently heard that (xyz).” I am referencing a Tiktok. That’s where I recently heard that. From a video a 22 year old girl made in her childhood bedroom. That is my source.

[✺ Karl ✺ @__Karlz__]

@javroar @allisonbo_ me in Chatt

[✺ Karl ✺ @__Karlz__]

I’d like to introduce a motion to make Halloween AND the day after federal holidays. We deserve that.

[✺ Karl ✺ @__Karlz__]

@KalhanR This sounds like a case for @NormalGossip

[✺ Karl ✺ @__Karlz__]

@allisonbo_

[✺ Karl ✺ @__Karlz__]

@KevMagnet @SvuPod new merch??

[✺ Karl ✺ @__Karlz__]

@_iamswish @OsheaJacksonJr I never drank it alone, but you get tired of the same shit everyday and start experimenting. Mello Pibb Yello was the peak fountain drink mixture.

[✺ Karl ✺ @__Karlz__]

@DOB_INC Dollywood’s Cinnamon Bread. It’s worth every penny of the $70 admission.

[✺ Karl ✺ @__Karlz__]

@rachsyme I was able to purchase this from Target once, then they changed the scent and redesigned the label and I’ve been haunted ever since.

[✺ Karl ✺ @__Karlz__]

This weather just made me realize my life is not actually in turmoil, I’ve just had seasonal depression.

[✺ Karl ✺ @__Karlz__]

I love this so much

[Amazing Nature @AmazingNature00]

Starfish walk using hundreds of tiny tube feet on the underside of their arms, as seen in this fascinating timelapse by Juliette Horn at the Frost Museum of Science.

[✺ Karl ✺ @__Karlz__]

If I’m murdered, tell it on a podcast, tell it from the roof tops, I don’t give a hot damn. I didn’t live with honor, no need to start when I’m dead.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

if i’m murdered please don’t go on a podcast and call my murder “interesting”

[✺ Karl ✺ @__Karlz__]

@BillyWayneDavis are you going to rise out of the floor like MJ or fly in from the ceiling like P!NK? I’m taking bets.

[✺ Karl ✺ @__Karlz__]

@BRobinson289 I told Gavin the other day that I would be homeless before I gave up Dolly. And I truly meant it.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

abolish small talk

[✺ Karl ✺ @__Karlz__]

@julezlafiesta I was about to argue with you then I realized that it took about 12 years of “does he like me or does he hate me” before Gavin and I finally got together 🥴 (Leo moon)