Kwasi

Man United and so many others.

[Le Grand Poteau @LeGrandPoteau]

@vzzeo

[Shad💻🛜 @ImNotRashad]

Before technology you could have 3 families and nobody ever knew

[Floris @florisoflondo]

My coworker buys me coffee and a donut every morning and I was feeling guilty about it but she told me she uses the company card when I offered to buy her lunch. This is how I find out she is the CEO’s daughter

[Scotty Tridge @TridgeTV]

I promise you, if Man United got that Qatar owner in 23' and they started cooking the books to this scale to win 6 out of 7 PLs, win the CL, multiple domestic trophies...

No rival fan would be saying 'it's just an owner trying to get his money in'.

Give me a fucking break.

[Benno @_SRTLW]

Seen the 'Fergie bought everyone's best players' line doing the rounds again lately, thought it was worth examining further

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

New drop 🚨

[TC @totalcristiano]

🚨 THE FULL CRISTIANO RONALDO STORY:

• He intended to retire from Portugal after the World Cup ended.
• The Portugal Football President and Jorge Jesus told him he’s valuable.
• He decided to stay and help the new manager.
• Jorge Jesus told him he will play both home games and miss both away games: he agreed.
• Jorge Jesus tells him he’s changed his mind and he will play vs. Norway: he warmed up and didn’t come on.
• Jorge Jesus then said he could play vs. Denmark away - not part of the plan.
• Cristiano felt he was misguided and disrespected by Portugal and the manager to the media.
• Cristiano leaves Portugal after Jesus’ press conference where he did not address the truth.

The end of the Portugal career. @marca

[Mal @UtdMaI]

This Ronaldo situation has been handled terribly.

He’s got one of the biggest egos in sport, and after the career he’s had, why wouldn’t he?

If Portugal no longer wanted him involved, then sit him down and tell him to his face. Don’t keep him around when his name, image and commercial pull still benefit you, then suddenly make him look like the problem.

If he feels used, I completely understand why he’d be furious.

After everything he’s given that country, he deserved honesty at the very least.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

i’ve never seen a lesbian with a BBL tho

[Big Smoke AKA The Best Smelling Nigga in the World @100PercentCocky]

She gave it to me

[Premier League @premierleague]

A defender's worst nightmare 👀

[Manchester United Women @ManUtdWomen]

MONICA'S FIRST UNITED GOAL! ❤️

[iyì @fauxtobii]

Mistakenly gave some dude wrong directions then ran after him to correct myself when I figured it out. Only for him to say “don’t know if I can trust you now”

[Stef. | Content + Marketing Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠 @STEFisDOPE]

Kanye already told us…

[Shaniqua Posting Delusions @DeIudedShaniqwa]

Old ran through bitches hate seeing young women make good life choices because they want everyone to be as miserable as they are

[G @Gideoomatic]

You have to be practicing a special type of #walking if you're running less than 2026 Manchester United

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Keep grafting, Ben 👊

[PL Youth @PLYouth]

⚪️ @Spurs_Academy are top of the league 👏

They sit above @SouthamptonFC on goal difference after four matches in #PL2 👊

[Manchester United Women @ManUtdWomen]

Congratulations to our U16s who were crowned #JPL Peer 2 Peer Champions on Saturday 👏

The Reds were victorious after beating Sunderland 1-0 🏆