Mike Munson

[Mike Munson @__MUNS]

With inflation at an all time high, how much do you think kids are spending at the Scholastic book fair now-a-days?

[Mike Munson @__MUNS]

Anyone else remember the day at school where a lunch lady would run her finger down your spine and tell you if you had scoliosis or not? Good times…

[lc @LC_23_]

Twitter, please, do your thing🙏🏼♥️💙 @MichelobULTRA

[Original Nathan's Franks @NathansFranks]

It's a bad day to be a hot dog.

[Mike Munson @__MUNS]

Nicolette: "Who would call it that?"
Mike: "A chess piece?"
Nicolette: "Yes"
Mike: "... what?"
Nicolette: "It's called a piece of chess"
Mike: "..."
Nicolette: "..."
Mike: "what?"
Nicolette: "what?

[Mike Munson @__MUNS]

favorite this tweet if you think im a loser

[Mike Munson @__MUNS]

my names mike and im the biggest loser ever

[Mike Munson @__MUNS]

OMFG she just DROPPED the side of nachos and the nacho cheese splattered IN HER HAIR!!! This is getting messy folks. There are nachos everywhere and still NO NAPKINS! You can’t make this up.

[Mike Munson @__MUNS]

Nicolette just had Swing Belly’s deliver a half rack of ribs and ran out of napkins at the same time. I’m very excited to see how this plays out.

[Mike Munson @__MUNS]

Update: she’s powering through this one. She just ate a rib and wiped Buffalo sauce on a bath towel.

[Mike Munson @__MUNS]

The funny part about this tweet is me remembering my young self watching this show, thinking the death stories were 100% real, and being scared of dying that way.

[Mike Munson @__MUNS]

RIP to Max Beers, the professional fart trainer, who used his sphincter training exercises such as tennis butt-ball and the compacter to train Arnold for his frat's annual fart competition. He died of a fart attack in 2005.
https://t.co/z3VZx5kaTu

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

I mean... can’t be doing this still?

[Mike Munson @__MUNS]

Regardless of what happens tomorrow, COVID really robbed the boys of some electric moments at the Coli/Barc. Place would have been BUZZING after some of these tucks.

[Mike Munson @__MUNS]

Good Boys is one of the funniest movies I’ve seen in a long time. Pictured myself in 5th grade thinking I had life all figured out the entire time.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

If I add a dual exhaust under the flatbed of my truck would that affect the chassis weight to the point where ok fellas now that ladies aren’t reading this, which way are the utensils supposed to face in the dishwasher? Cookin dinner tonight for a hot chick I don’t wanna ruin it

[Mike Munson @__MUNS]

@nicc_arnold Woah calm down now, I’m so good at directions that my middle name is MapQuest #MikeMapQuestMunson

[Mike Munson @__MUNS]

You weren’t a true 90s baby unless you’ve been yelled at by your dad for not reading the mapquest directions to him properly

[Mike Munson @__MUNS]

@nicc_arnold sup?

[Mike Munson @__MUNS]

I love the Now CDs but I really feel iffy about how the kids sing the chorus and shit