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[ʙᴏᴘ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ🖤🇰🇪 @denzelistiredd]

Mimi naye nakula zoteeeee
Ongeza matumbo pia

[⛷️ @whoisfolu]

The type of kiss you replay in your head later 😮‍💨

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

In kikuyu households Dolly Parton came only second to Queen Jane

[Mr Magoo @_mokaya0]

If you take your time to counterfeit a 200 bob drink then fairs fucknigga, you've earned the right to kill me

[Thot gpt🥩 @Kivutss]

niggas are letting 25 year olds be consultants😭😭😭

[Pinkiescent 🎀 @Pinkkiescent]

Unapiga shughuli na sharp boys unashikwa peke yako

[Wazniga'🦉 @IGazih]

Not a single player in my FPL scored a goal

[vodka et vernis blanc @01footjoblover]

si ma bite penche a gauche c purement par conviction politique

[alli @sonofalli]

if your girl:
- drinks a lot of water
- causes drama
- remembers everything
that's not your girl, that's a data center

[死 @humanxmaybe]

post nut clarity implies the existence of pre nut insanity

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

354 days left to August 10, 2027.

[Big Daddy L💿 @Colonel_edu]

Unplanned boyfriends tunaona games na Jersey za last season

[Habitual line stepper 🇿🇦 @drewapicasso_]

Anytime a woman finds me attractive

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

ksh1048.63 ndugu you’re the danger

[muliii @muliwithanm]

Mimi nayo peer pressure has everything on me, "tu apply hii kazi ..yes", "tushike quarter..yes" , "tuwashe ingine..yes" , "tukiss..yes" , "kuna hike next week tuishie..yess"

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

bado nangoja my boy okiya omtatah anipee the way forward

[Mike_Ⓜ️ @1n_mike]

Nimeamkia insufficient funds, sina fuliza end month itawai fika kweli wangwana?

[𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓬𝓴𝔂🧃 @LFCchucky]

Buying a fridge,washing machine,huge TV & a Ps5 really changed a ni99a life

[Diza Dlamini-Jones @Mhlambi__]

Formula 1 and the Premier League back this weekend. Life peaks again 🥲

[Maclaurian @youngDavinci_]

"Abiria wenzangu Bwana yesu asifiwe"