Bryanna Lexus

Hi, I’m a broke resident who’s very tired, nice to meet you I guess.

[Bryanna Lexus @__TheAudacity_]

Stressy depressy

[Bryanna Lexus @__TheAudacity_]

Placed my first chest tube hell ya!

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Happy album day. Are you guys okay?

[Bryanna Lexus @__TheAudacity_]

*When you get the ultrasound guided IV on the first try*

[Bryanna Lexus @__TheAudacity_]

If people could stop going to the emergency department for an uncomplicated flu like illness that would be fantastic thank you

[Bryanna Lexus @__TheAudacity_]

@ICEgov Why the hell is he prone?? NEVER have someone prone you idiots. At least lay him supine 🙄

[Bryanna Lexus @__TheAudacity_]

The dad jokes are alive and well in Portugal

[Bryanna Lexus @__TheAudacity_]

This man is a literal joke.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: DON’T TAKE TYLENOL. There is no downside. You will be uncomfortable, it won't be as easy

[Bryanna Lexus @__TheAudacity_]

Goodbye CVICU… you will not be missed… HELLO ULTRASOUND ☺️

[Bryanna Lexus @__TheAudacity_]

When it’s a half day but you’re on call 🥲

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like. https://t.co/uts7JpJZzN

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Jimmy Kimmel basically just lost his job for saying Charlie Kirk’s killer was MAGA.

Just a few days ago, here’s Brian Kilmeade of Fox News saying homeless people should be killed:
He still has his job:

[Bryanna Lexus @__TheAudacity_]

The universe really decided to curse me on my birthday with multiple overnight admissions huh 😭

[Bryanna Lexus @__TheAudacity_]

This is what some of you voted for. This country is absolute garbage 🙄

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

WATCH: “You just f*cking shot the press!”

Australian Journalist @LaurenTomasi shot by LAPD with rubber bullets live on air.

You can see him take aim directly at her. Insane.

[Bryanna Lexus @__TheAudacity_]

The best email to wake up to this morning 🥳

[Bryanna Lexus @__TheAudacity_]

Just nominated for “Most likely to get attacked by a patient”.

Love that for me

[Bryanna Lexus @__TheAudacity_]

The only good thing about being sick is snuggling with your doggo on the couch during the day

[ariel @asap_rodkey]

Me trying to explain to my boyfriend who doesn’t care about pop culture at all, the Justin Baldoni vs Blake Lively lawsuit and how Ryan Reynolds is secretly behind it all.

[MdeBruijn @bruijn_mde]

Can someone start a petition urging Sony to release Justin Baldoni cut of It Ends With Us?

I kinda want to see what the real movie was suppose to be.
Apparantly it tested way better with audiences yet Blake went Khaleesi mode and forced her version into the cinema.
Incredible

[twenty one pilots @twentyonepilots]

We spent a full day driving around Ohio to find as many lyrics to Lavish as we could.

[Bryanna Lexus @__TheAudacity_]

Thank you to the anesthesiologist who convinced the surgeon to let me chill on the other side of the curtain for my very last surgery case 😭

#notallheroswearcapes