Kneecapper

-Parody account of the Kneecaper-
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[Kneecapper @__TheChickenMan]

Gimme a McMuffin

[Gloria Martinez @NCSingleMother]

I need 50,000 burgers and 100,000 fries to feed all of my kids. and I‘ll uhhhh… Take a sprite.

[Tristán Sosa | Ocio 🔎 TWITCH: BajoLaLupa @OcioLupa]

Esta pelicula seria 1000 veces mas graciosa si fuera live action

[Kneecapper @__TheChickenMan]

I think of knees lowkey

[𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓅𝑒𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒢𝑜𝒹 (Event Muse) @SleepyLewdSheep]

"Tell me, [ reader ], do you often think of me when you look up at the stars~?"

[Kneecapper @__TheChickenMan]

@arkangeljoy Yes. This

[Kneecapper @__TheChickenMan]

Use me to break his knees, tall vampire lady

[Gaz’s Widow🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 | mw4 Spoilers @partiallystupds]

#Dunn the whole campaign #MW4spoilers

[Kneecapper @__TheChickenMan]

Yo bro. Watch your kneecaps

[Weak Kingsley @WeakKings]

Still gotta rake in the eddies somehow

[Kneecapper @__TheChickenMan]

@ShitpostRock Isn't Rebecca like an adult and her cybernetic implants made her appear small or am I tweaking by the Nine...

[Kneecapper @__TheChickenMan]

@Just_Doki4 Nice plant. It would be a shame if someone... 👀....~smashed it~

[Kneecapper @__TheChickenMan]

S2 tales place during and after the game apparently

[𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗶 𝐀s̸s̸ꏳ𝐄 🇯🇲 👽 @_morijinn]

It’s insane because this means V was already on Arasaka’s radar for being compatible with a relic and then they just randomly pop up out of nowhere with another one of their relics in their head could you imagine how confused they would’ve been 😭

[Kneecapper @__TheChickenMan]

@CyberpunkGame At least I can find a BMW M3 GTR mod now.

[Kneecapper @__TheChickenMan]

@ashfilledink Your lying. I refuse to believe you

[Kneecapper @__TheChickenMan]

Breaks your kneecaps at you :3c

[Mooch @Mooch_feisty]

Pause... at you?

[Kneecapper @__TheChickenMan]

@DeathBattleBot Bet.

[Kneecapper @__TheChickenMan]

@CrashArrowXD He's like 6 years old mind you

[Kneecapper @__TheChickenMan]

@FoxtrotOscar26

[Kneecapper @__TheChickenMan]

@P02Manu @MatSniper512

[Kneecapper @__TheChickenMan]

Deaf threats

[a random fucking dude @THERANDOMFGUY]

Death threats

[Kneecapper @__TheChickenMan]

@fyristic A fucking bat? 😭

[Kneecapper @__TheChickenMan]

Watch your knees disappear, old man