I wanted to wear this amazing dress with a cthulhu theme.... PERFECTLY appropriate for a funeral, and my sister would have loved it...
My Mom would have disowned me. I opted out. However....
I'm 49 minutes late for my sister's funeral festivities because I had to wipe out my aluminum foil drawer and finish baking Christmas cookies and I'm not even kidding right now. Avoidance and misdirection are my emotional superpower.