Liv

Momma to Hazel Lynnette/a leader and believer of all sorts/sweet to the soul and healing to the bones/Make Love Not War. Skinny legend. Married as fuck.

[Liv @___Liv_____]

Nobody:

Nobody at all:

*pen drops*

Girls 2 seconds after getting their STNA: I’m a STNA and you may think all I do is wipe butts. I lift 100+ pounds for 8-12-16 hours straight. I care for them when you no longer could. I spend my holidays with them and not with my family. I-

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

Kim Jong Un hasn't been nearly as much of a main character in Trump 2 as he was in Trump 1. What's he up to

[nova @MULANEIUM]

my heart just fell out of my ass

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

I almost caught myself caring about how new shrek looked. then I remembered I’m 30 and have many debts.

[4҉clubuse0nly @4clubuse0nly]

yall forget elon autistic half the money he got disability checks

[pablo @paulderokha]

at the park and thinking we need to talk more about how inconsiderate families with young children are to weed smokers

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

The Venn diagram between people who think you should get fired for using the R word and people who think you should be able to euthanize your child if it has Down syndrome is almost a circle

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[neil jung @falafel_papi]

Korn be like “this song is for everybody that got touched on make some noise if you got touched on as a kid”

[CPJ Mascot Tracker @cpjtracker]

PH - Zipline - Ice Pond

[Daily Bugle Janitorial @abysmaldogwater]

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

[ninaaaa ☆ @cosmoninaut]

i am whatever the opposite of a cinephile is i love stupid movies I love rewatching them a million times i love never having seen the godfather

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

Having a double barrelled surname used to mean your parents both came from good families but now if just means your mother is difficult

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[JT @jiratickets]

The plan?

[WWW @JWeissu]

חכו שהם ימציאו שם שבטי ללהיות באוטובוס עם מוזיקה בפול ווליום ואז ממש נדפקנו

[charlotte @CharlotteAbotsi]

why are you culturally ululating for Sabrina carpenter

[O Estupefato Bodegas ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @sarueposting]

Imagina ficar chapado na guerra onde as pessoas ficam escondidas na mata querendo te matar

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss