Cleetus J. Smithers IV

I committed war crimes in Nam for your freedom.

[Ficky @itsfickybaby]

Fuck it, Monday nights are Case Keenum nights

[Mule🫥 @hoodiemuIe]

Being fooled by DJ Moore’s week 1 and now he is fucking dead ✌️

[dolo @doloyeung]

Playing online chess has moved me from having no opinion on Indonesians to regarding them as amongst the most dishonourable people on earth

[Roady @roadsoda69420]

Gonna DoorDash a 12 piece and sit in my living room butt ass naked with a bottle of bourbon so it feels like my and bro are eating together

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

What's an OWI you ask? Well it turns out Wisconsin has several tiers of drunk driving so that the entire state doesn't go to jail at once.

[Cleetus J. Smithers IV @___Scootah___]

I watch woman in the park who are much better at soccer than this blind retard Ream

#HesDrunkandIrish
#KickTheBallFreak

[Cleetus J. Smithers IV @___Scootah___]

@CinemaTweets1 Agree but will say watched this film in three different installments of 1 american hr. Was absolutely peak. Some stuff you have to take in acceptable quantities. Like quality films. Or alimony payments.

[Cleetus J. Smithers IV @___Scootah___]

Broncos finding out how to intentionally summon PI’s with sky balls is the same strategy used to molest autistic children with Fortnite gift cards - highly immoral but with a 100% success rate.

#JoshfuckmywifeAllen #IWasSupposedtoWin15k
#DrugTestSeattle

[Cleetus J. Smithers IV @___Scootah___]

Great take Oily Big Dog

[Oily Big Dog @OilyBigDog]

@worldhockeyrpt I’m sure he knows what league he’s in considering he’s been top 5 in scoring the whole year. What does the league have to do with this play anyways

[WhoHizzy @0xHizzy]

@subzndubz @soyaranoor still need hoes and the hoes not in the woods, the hoes want us to have a credit score

[Cleetus J. Smithers IV @___Scootah___]

@TheRowdyRhymes Shots on goal - depending on player hits consistently

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

Nobody has ever eaten an Egg McMuffin and regretted it. Or frowned after consumption. Many are inclined to order two and I won’t push back on that decision.

[Cleetus J. Smithers IV @___Scootah___]

Deflecting off the Clash of clans “glitch” that bought $400 worth of gems with my Moms credit card info

[Cleetus J. Smithers IV @___Scootah___]

Does the rat get free booze/pizza at Chuck E’ Cheese?

#Ad #IWasMolestedThereOnce
#H2Overdrive #WouldBeAPrettySickGig

[Cleetus J. Smithers IV @___Scootah___]

We got a suicide hotline how bout a bitch shut the fuck upline?

#IonGiveAShit #NotEvenALilBit

#DrakeIsMaybeButProbNotAPedophile

[Cleetus J. Smithers IV @___Scootah___]

Spent the better half of my afternoon trying to teach a Parrot slurs at the Zoo. Making steady progress.

#ItWasWhateverSlurYouThoughtitWasYouRacistFucks

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

i am now into asteroids and space weather

[Cleetus J. Smithers IV @___Scootah___]

Is an NBA league minimum contract worth having to shower with your dad 3x a week? #foodforthought #BronnyPassMeLeSoap