Agustine Nyaanga

Full Stack Software Developer | Tech Enthusiast | AI | Robotics

[FC Kibe @Kibet_Goat]

I was sitting next to this girl kwa matatu from Nairobi to Kitale. Dem alikua akiwatch those low IQ tiktoks on full blast. I was about to complain nikanotice her phone iko 2% katazima anytime. Kiasi dem akachomoa a 20000mAh oraimo power bank ikabidi nimezua buana😂

[Hannes Bend @hnnsbnd]

@WilliamsRuto Took me as a foreigner a few months - talking to Kenyans on ground, seeing extrajudicial killings and abductions - to learn you are a killer who lies and oppresses his citizens. Your “plan” is mostly broken promises, or more betrayed Kenyans. Gtfoh w those photo ops & lies.

[Milele FM @Milele_FM]

Nikama tutaanza hiring soon

[Irungu Kang'ata @HonKangata]

All https://t.co/56pa3Go8tm domains are registered under Treasury nameservers.

[Agustine Nyaanga @___Stino_____]

@KE_MrBlack Salt works perfectly, hukuja brand new

[Agustine Nyaanga @___Stino_____]

@KE_MrBlack Dog section

[DCP TV @_DCPTV]

"When I became president, I found that my predecessor Uhuru Kenyatta was giving you 60 units of Electricity for Ksh 1000. Mimi William Samoei Ruto nkaona hiyo ni utapeli nkaondoa macartel sasa mnapata 26 Units of electricity for Ksh 1000, akili bana"

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Is he done ranting about the 24K I pay for his housing scam because kuna hii 43k I pay every month for his SHA scam we also need to discuss. Tukimaliza hio ndio tuongee juu ya the 500k in PAYE he takes every single month and splashes on tea and mandazi pale state house all the while insulting us the taxpayers that carry the burden of his greed. In 2027 we are cutting the fat out of our budget to bring relief to all Kenyan workers. The housing levy will go with Ruto.

[K̊åj̊ůj̊ů👅💦❣️ @wa__njiru]

Aii si umpigie sasa sisi tutaduu😂😂

[Mike Mbuvi Sonko @Sonko047]

This is Wicknell Chivayo’s multi-million Mansion, he had several of them but he will now leave them here on earth.
In short, the things of this world remain in this world. When your time comes, you leave everything behind and face your God alone.

The wealth, houses, cars, money and positions of power will all remain behind. One day, even the homes that were once full of life will feel the absence of those who lived there.

What truly matters are our deeds, our humanity, and the lives we touched.

While we are still alive, let us help as many people as we can. Let us love one another, respect one another and never look down on anyone because of worldly wealth or status.

No one goes to heaven with their money, cars, houses or political position. In the end, it is you, your God, and the deeds you did while you were here.

So while we still have time, let us do good.

Serving humanity is serving God.

Reflect on that. 🙏

Happy new month.

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

My condolences to President @WilliamsRuto on losing your buddy. Stay strong.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

If this gov't wasn't corrupt, we would have sourced for Ksh2.8 trillion needed to develop Lamu into a serious and modern commercial hub.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

I have always said that Dangote is " a briefcase billionaire" who thrives only with state protection. Kitui residents can support me on this

[Agustine Nyaanga @___Stino_____]

Damsels❌ Demoiselle✅😂

[DCI KENYA @DCI_Kenya]

Sasa Mondayly, weekend imekua aje?

Tuko live na hii risto ya 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐬/𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬. Boss man amesema leo chanua mraiya kinagaubaga, na kama kawa niko hapa kuwapasha chai moto. Hawa wasee wanaishi deep inside a world of 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐱 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐬, 𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬, 𝐀𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞-𝐛𝐞𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠, G𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐬, 𝐓𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐲 𝐔𝐒𝐃 that remains the real flex. They make you question, 𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐞, 𝐆𝐨𝐝? and to a point some of you Mondayly mna wa follow kwa mtandao. Yetu tu macho!

Dashboards huwa blazing with phantom profit. Like really, who does show off? Ata wewe Mondayly, hutangaza mshahara yako online? Meanwhile, their lifestyle drips 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐮𝐦 𝐜𝐨𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐜, 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐬é 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐠, 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬, 𝐥𝐮𝐱𝐮𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐬 (𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝), 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭, 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐤𝐰𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞, 𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐮𝐩𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐍𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐢 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐬, 𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 and weekend dress code ni 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐍𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐠'𝐢𝐧𝐲𝐨.

The aesthetic is complete: a gleaming ride, hood buried in stacks, bottles lined up like soldiers, and the caption: 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐥.

Yet the other side is heavy: 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐬, 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐢𝐫, 𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬, 𝐟𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬, 𝐟𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐬, 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐝, 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐟𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐖𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡. They call it smart money or arbitrage, but behind some of that flex is social engineering, fake platforms na watu wanaoshwa. Many fall. Others drag people down with them.

𝐄𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲, 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐠𝐨. Plus lifetime dire consequences. And as mhenga alisema, “𝐌𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐲𝐞𝐰𝐞.” Our gated community is ready for those culprits.

Mondayly, you know what to do kwa comments. Real talk.

𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐲𝐚 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞.

𝐃𝐂𝐈 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠.

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Gossip

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Selling a car and taking a loan just to get Instagram pics for a day is wild to me
If you truly love each other please enda kwa AG call a few friends for a small garden event in naivasha thats like 4k a plate 30 people max wasee waende home.

[Agustine Nyaanga @___Stino_____]

@susankihika Cases of homesteads getting robbed during daytime are at all time highs, please look into this

[Agustine Nyaanga @___Stino_____]

@ignyharaz2 Sharing is caring mkuu

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[Agustine Nyaanga @___Stino_____]

@AbwogoK @eomoturi @StandardKenya 😂😂😂