Snowflake

No, I can't take jokes

[Sudha Rajagopalan @swotithot]

If there’s one thing I have come to hate, it is judges’ speeches outside court. A genre reserved for hypocrites.

[Sanchita Bashu @bashu_sanchita]

गजब के नेता मिले हैं देश को

एक योगी महमूद गजनवी से आगे बढ़ नही पा रहा है, ओर मोदी 2047 से पहले कुछ करना नही चाह रहा है और जनता 2026 में पिस रही हैं।।

[Grouchy Maxx @softgrowl]

Yaar, kuch toh 3047 ke liye chodo

[Anubhav Singh @lucifer_damned]

Protests against UPA were to a large extent also helped by state institutions under the garb of independence - from the courts, CAG, to the RBI where BJP exercises complete control today. Today the character of the state is drastically different from 2011

[Umar @cinemaumar]

Everyone talks about him losing for Swades but the funny thing is Saif won for a romantic role and in the same year Shahrukh delivered his greatest romantic performance in Veer Zaara too 😭😭😭 so rigged

[Bandkhor Future Aamdaar A 🇮🇳 @AdvanceDexter]

There are more people in line waiting outside Benne for a dosa.

[Politics With Sangam @sangamkumar22]

170 Hindus got killed in the Ahmedabad plane crash, Hanuman ji didn’t save them.

But, Hanuman ji somehow saved 174 Jewish passengers.

Why this discrimination against Hindus, Hanuman ji? 😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Whoever decided hotels should stop serving breakfast at 9am fundamentally misunderstands vacation timelines

[autumn⁷ 🥀 @moonlightkive]

protests like these are why women can even enter nuclear sites

[Sameer Sewak @Naa_Cheese]

When I find myself in times of trouble Javed Akhtar comes to me, speaking words of wisdom “main yu he marne ke liye paida nahin hua. yeh din badlenge”

[Y. @yogits___]

So you want me to ignore a rape news because apparently men climbing
construction sites and protecting us at the borders means we're not allowed to talk about sexual violence?

abe chutiye

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

why aren’t the robots working in the mines and oil fields and handling toxic chemicals or picking plastic out of the ocean? why are they writing emails and making powerpoint presentations? what the hell are we doing

[m*mo @momosapienn]

I lowkey think desi elders use “naseeb” as a way to whitewash their terrible decisions for their children. Ghalat aadmi se shaadi kara di? Bechari ka naseeb hi bura tha, kya karein. Just no sense of accountability whatsoever.

[A. @curlybaalbaddie]

btw vo rickshaw aur cab wale bhaiya hi hote hain jo ek galat mod le lein toh fatt ke chauhattar ho jati hai, vo carpenter aur plumber bhaiya hi hote hain jo ghar aate hain toh mummy shorts ki jagah pajama pehnne bolti hain

[Rahul Desai @ReelReptile]

Netflix better not be thinking of another season of Delhi Crime for a VERY long time. Like forever.

[alpha @omarsbigsister]

The root cause of rape has always been power. It's not lust nor desire. It's power. The men who rape women do it because it gives them power over her, and that makes them feel good. That's why rape is a war crime, is tied to supremacist ideals, and is a big part of the patriarchy

[Allison Floyd @AllisonRFloyd]

For all the “She should’ve known better, she went to a frat house” garbage people, Gisele Pelicot was sleeping in her in bed next to her husband of nearly 50 years and was raped by dozens of men over 10 years.

Where exactly is it safe for a woman to be?

(Hint: it’s nowhere)

[Son of Dr. Spengler (unintentional self-parody) @spengjr]

Microsoft breathing a sigh of relief now that it has the second-worst Copilot

[🦨 @bootlegshakira]

therapist just told me i’m too emotionally fulfilled by my friends and family to take men seriously LMFAO

[Aparna @lipglosspagluu]

Constantly getting confused btw savana,rapido and blinkit 2 of them need to change their app color right now