Devin

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

We’re 3 months out from 2027 & there’s no penis peptide?

Enough of fucking hair, nails, skin, focus, energy & mitochondria bullshit. We want bigger dicks

We don’t need peptides for boners or bigger loads. We got those already. I’m talking 10mg vials of 10 units a day for bigger dicks

It’s time for China, The Gray Market & Big Pharma to come together & make the DLP-1

2027 could be our year

[Mr.Grimes 🇵🇷 @itsmrgrim3s]

If you need 3-4 blunts to get high stop wasting your money, you ready for cocaine😭🤣

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Id be a worthless deadbeat bee bro Id be in the hive all day playing with my stingaling

[angela @horrorcomedies]

People my age: i need to get serious about settling down and starting a family

Me: i need to get serious about watching movies again

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

When them drugs nobody knew I took start hitting 😩

[evy 🐦‍⬛ @magpieluvr]

maybe this talking stage thing isn’t for me 😭😭

[vernaxes @verzasah]

sent oomf an invite and they immediately closed the game

[dookie @babadoookie]

Car niggas will be talkin bout they car parts or whatever the fuck you can say you have no idea what the fuck they talkin bout them niggas will keep talkin bout it

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

First in-game look at Yeat's Fortnite skins 🎮🔥

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Sexting in England be like, “I’m feeling so bloody naughty like a right slut.”

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

I miss the days when ICE would just take a weekend to slime out a random libtard

[DG¥ @drugsgunsyoukai]

The male g-spot is in the heart

[ؘ @sm0kegelat0]

Using her baby daddy's letter from jail as a dustpan

[zeelo the hedgehog @1zeelo]

Took a nap and dreamt of playing val woke up with my hand on my balls trying to hold right click on my sack to knife swing