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[EL MUNDO @elmundoes]

Detienen a un hombre disfrazado de 'la Muerte' por mirar fijamente desde un tejado a los pacientes de un hospital en Reino Unido https://t.co/kBC2BQQLOK

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

😭😭😭

[Derechazo @derechazoar]

🇺🇾🚨 JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA JIJODEBU: En "Azz" recibieron las declaraciones de Canobbio tras la derrota y eliminación de Uruguay en el Mundial.

[Iván @IvaanBlanco26]

Aquí está el show completo con los mejores highlights del partido Brasil-Haití de anoche.

No puedo parar de reírme.

[coña @SprintDeRakitic]

*Seguro que con Luis García Plaza os salváis, es un tío súper coherente y un entrenador como la copa de un pino*

Las declaraciones de Luis García Plaza después de llevar un mes en Sevilla:

[José Alberto Chozas @JoseAChozas]

@Edu_gonz0 @Alaves https://t.co/m6kGuiRIHT

[Javier R. Rodríguez @CafeDeRick]

El ruso que lo está comentando en mi enlace pirata ha estado 7 minutos de reloj descojonándose

[Mary J. Ruwart Ph.D. @MaryRuwart]

If the shoe fits…

[campeonamos @campeonamos]

Por fin puede dormir tranquilo Marcus Rashford.

[Brett @utdBrett]

Aaron Ramsey coup de grâce

[Saganism @Saganismm]

On Valentine’s Day 36 years ago, at the request of Carl Sagan, NASA turned Voyager 1's camera back toward home for one last look.

From 3.7 billion miles away, it captured this: a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

Here is how Carl Sagan beautifully described it:

“Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it, everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor, and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every 'superstar,' every 'supreme leader,' every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there — on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand. It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.”

[Héctor Solá @HectorWort]

@MemoriasPez

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error.

He was stuck on a YAML file.

He looked desperate.

I make $275,000 a year.

I haven't written a line of code since 2017.

I don't even know what a "pod" is.

But I didn't tell him that.

I leaned back in my Herman Miller chair.

I said, "Stop trying to code. Start prompting."

I told him to paste the error into ChatGPT.

He did.

The AI told him to delete the cluster.

He did.

Production went down instantly.

The CEO called me screaming.

I didn't panic.

I told the CEO we were "testing our disaster recovery protocols."

He was impressed by my foresight.

I got a bonus.

The intern got fired.

Innovation requires sacrifice.

Just not mine.

[GAP @____________GAP]

@Tebasjavier Llegará el día que seas persona non grata en toda España, tío Fétido.

[cheto ⭐️⭐️ @CaadeOKC]

Dembele hermano.. sin estas tonterias serias top 3 del mundo

[Toni🔴⚪(Vuelta a la rutina) @Tonigonzlz]

Las gallinas cuando sean las 20:00

[CD San Roque de Lepe @SanRoqueLepe]

El C.D. San Roque de Lepe informa que, a partir de este momento, ningún título árbitral es válido para acceder al estadio Ciudad de Lepe en algún evento, tendrá que solicitar una acreditación previa a [email protected] (mínimo dos días de antelación al partido) y enviar DNI y título federativo.