👀 richie dagger

my fishing pole’s broke , the creek is full of sand

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

You used to be able to shuffle bread and sandwich meat together like playing cards before they assassinated JFK

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

Lemme get a pack of the Marlboro Dreads

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

I’m bored let’s turn this fish into smithereens

[tomie @tomieinlove]

Still the funniest tweet on this site.

[MANA @ReptilianHybrid]

Watching this rn, bong water pitch black too

[THESE PUSSY NIGGAS NOT FEELING ME. @000Troop]

I was out London with 2 guns on me and niggas said “this kind of event hasn’t occurred in almost 250 years” Now I got my own holiday in Tottenham.

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[jos @josiahhughes]

thought this was about the needle drop and olivia rodrigo again

[JT @ThatDamnJosh_]

Niggas watching the Odyssey but don’t watch they own kids

That shit is ODD TO SEE

[steviep @steviepxyz]

Un fucking believable. You really can't buy this @ZohranKMamdani guy off

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

They’re doing a Trap at the stadium that night but to catch guys who owe child support

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

in the days before cameras this would've become a legendary local cryptid. in the 21st century we're calling it Jimothy

[samuel @samuelcm88]

there’s a new christopher nolan out that’s supposed to be nuts

[👀 richie dagger @______calamari]

@h182__ when i was 13 i almost cried at the end of the first hunger games book , the death and trauma whatever but that romance is what got me

[👀 richie dagger @______calamari]

@h182__ was it good

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

He remembered he still wanted to do American Dad

[zev eridian-esque @sybaumoebas]

Huge news for keep inventory players who like to explore in every direction from their base until they get bored

[👀 richie dagger @______calamari]

@h182__ have you looked into being a secret shopper ??