🦇Ewan🎃

@umbre0nn is a cactus

[🦇Ewan🎃 @______snorlax]

If you don't like chilli heatwave doritos, then I don't like you.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Every night

[🦇Ewan🎃 @______snorlax]

I FUCKING HATE LONDON

[🦇Ewan🎃 @______snorlax]

I live in Leicestershire, why am I having to sort shit out over the phone with someone in Liverpool fs

[🦇Ewan🎃 @______snorlax]

Trying to renew mine and Amy's tenancy is an absolute joke

[🦇Ewan🎃 @______snorlax]

Yodel are fucking shite

[Matt Francis @MattWHF]

Liz Truss promoted to a top division and relegated in record time - you can take the woman out of Norwich, but you can’t take the Norwich out of the woman.

[EJ ✨🩷🔮 @ewolamme]

prince william mid peg getting *that* phone call

[🦇Ewan🎃 @______snorlax]

There are some very strange people on this shitty little island

[Anna Stewart @annastewartcnn]

There was total silence outside Buckingham Palace as the news broke, and then the crowds broke into song: God Save the King.

[djamila @djamilayasmin]

didn’t see the Queen being the first pensioner killed by Liz Truss but aim for the stars i guess

[jewdⒶs // ייִדהודה @jewdas]

Died the way she lived, surrounded by stolen wealth, depraved colonial violence and numerous racist paedophiles

[alice 🦭 @newyearswho]

the fact that millions of people across the uk will go cold and hungry this winter whilst being forced to watch a funeral and then a coronation that will cost billions is a perfect example of just how broken the system in this country is

[joão ruas @Feral_Kid]

just remember that there is *never* a bad time to make fun of monarchy

[🦇Ewan🎃 @______snorlax]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH THE QUEEN IS DEAD

[🦇Ewan🎃 @______snorlax]

Fucking strange that was

[🦇Ewan🎃 @______snorlax]

Just had my first driving lesson since I was 17 and I AM FUCKING SWEATING

[Gareth Wild @GarethWild]

Liz Truss dressed as bins - A thread 🧵

[🦇Ewan🎃 @______snorlax]

@umbre0nn FINALLY!!😍

[🦇Ewan🎃 @______snorlax]

Ooooooooooo

[🦇Ewan🎃 @______snorlax]

@flxrencee_ HAPPY BIRTHDAY PUMPKIN HEAD! Hope you've had a great day!!😊

[THEE Black Elvira🔪🦇 @xghorror]

yo, i fuckin love horror movies