Graham

sarcastic, angry, bitter, uninformed.

[Graham @____Graham_]

@M4RZ0V3LLI I’m the mujahideen and I’m creating a scene

[Paul @pauljayburke]

No joke this is one of the greatest creative writing decisions ever made. Actual genius.

[Marc with a C @MarcWilliams22]

The most obvious football chant in the history of football chants

[Pippa Neill @neill_pippa]

As hosepipe bans are issued across the country, my reporting today reveals that data centres are estimated to be using 6.6 million litres of drinking water every single day!

Water UK said this is a “genuine failing of government”.

https://t.co/VDRsYhWR8I

[Graham @____Graham_]

@Based_Scotsman Why’s he got a red hankie and a hand in his purse?

[Graham @____Graham_]

@FenianOcatholic @bhoysviews @CelticFC Did ye? Aye?

[helen @helen]

a huge group of ppl on a path of titans (co-op dinosaur survival game) server led a peaceful migration in honor of sam neill instead of killing and eating each other. gaming is beautiful

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

Every single ODYSSEY tweet only makes me think of this, the one good b'sky post I've seen migrated to this platform

[Aris Roussinos @arisroussinos]

Can’t even have introspective, arty, maverick detectives these days. Because of anti-woke.

[Bastien Fachan @BastienFachan]

It's 9pm local time in London, everyone in the Royal Box has left the building, and the camera pans to the one person who stayed to watch the last match of the day...

Roger Federer, the winningest men's champion in Wimbledon history.

Cinema.

[Gryffix 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 @Gryffix]

Objectively the funniest thing the ref could do at the US - Belgium game is immediately giving Balogun a red card.

[Graham @____Graham_]

It’s all for the cameras, and none of the cameras care #neymar #brazil #brasil

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

Neymar is in tears at full time as Brazil exit the World Cup 😢🇧🇷

[Graham @____Graham_]

@Hoidy … heavy tipping in the bar that supports modern slavery

[Graham @____Graham_]

‘Mon the Belgium!

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Folarin Balogun will be available to play in USA's Round of 16 match against Belgium on Monday, FIFA announced.

The FIFA Disciplinary Committee has suspended the red card issued to the USA striker during their Round of 32 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Capture Of Christ, by Giulio Cesare Procaccini, 1610s, 📸 by @StephChambers76

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Cunts that smoke weed have got to be noseblind

I simply refuse to believe that they don’t realise how fucking stinking they are

Top 3 worst smells ever invented

[Graham @____Graham_]

@humphriezz Chicken supreme is chicken breast with a bone in it. It’s the best cut of chicken breast.

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

'Scottish fans are stressed out their nut again. Show David Beckham with the largest glass of red wine anyone's ever seen.'

[Graham @____Graham_]

@AgentScotland Is Shankland playing??