Alex

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[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

the best part about being left handed is when someone notices for the first time and says “YOURE LEFT HANDEDDDDD??” like u just did a really cool party trick

[Alex @___alexpot]

Not being in therapy and trying to tell me about therapy is the quickest way to piss me off

[Alex @___alexpot]

My dog dies n life just carries on ? I still gotta do shit but my dog is dead ? Oh ok right

[Trent @Woodlandbuckle]

There’s no way all it took was him being bisexual

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

it’s fine. i just need to kill myself about this

[princesa @myculofat]

being sexy is just the cherry on top. i’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever

[tia @chiap3ts_]

when a nurse asked me if i was sexually active and i said yes, i’m gay. and she goes oh so that “doesn’t count”

[Kish 🇭🇹 @kishswim]

We’re not meant to live like this bro we are not

[bongo @bongoism]

it’s out of my control

[Naniee.2x @Naniee2x]

I’m the easiest person to ragebait like please don’t say shit to me cause yes I am going to get mad

[Alex @___alexpot]

@DDrizzle98 love you<3

[Alex @___alexpot]

My dog almost died last night, my sister gets married next week and my office is in the middle of renovation and moving. Lord give me the strength

[死 @humanxmaybe]

can you watch me while i smoke

[. @VellBenjiii]

If I sneak a picture of you & my flash come on ima punch the fuck out you

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

What needs to be done

[Alex @___alexpot]

I’ve hit the point of leaving reviews for every experience I have. Yelp n Google reviews hate to see me coming

[saf @goydchiffon]

any woman with a permanent top bun has absolutely eaten box before

[🌹PrincessC @PrettiMixBreed]

Enjoy life! be sexy! and don’t gaf!