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Gemini • All of my stories are accidents

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Quality Control

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Moving is the devil. It makes me want to die.

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“All I hear is *thunkthunkthunk* and then my shirt was stapled to my back.”

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I think the mall got they electric bill and realized they need to turn the ac down and all of a sudden the mall is always hot

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Nothin like ya mama to remind you why you smoke

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His gf is super awesome & actually has a Twitter & I always want to call her like sister in law or literally something sounding more solid because like. No she’s also a permanent fixture in my life ty v much

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Happy born day to my baby bruver he’s 21 👻

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Can’t find my eyebrow pencil so I’m just lollygagging til this mans wakes up so I can ask him like he’ll know

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@MorganLaurentiu You care less by 21 because you’ve done the fun stuff. Ohh a bar. This is far more expensive and sad

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I fuckin love the shit out y’all weird ass bitches

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Scrollin scrollin scrollin ain’t trolled in weeks

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Yo I’m high & off work finally & alone & a little on one (bc Work, you kno) forgive if I am extra in your replies because P E O P L E, y’all. the fuck.

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@mochacub JAS EXPLAIN HOW THEY CORRELATE I DONT UNDERSTAND .

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@mochacub Explain.

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@gypsyproblums It’s tony. Tony is the bike guy.

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@gypsyproblums @windowtinttony But also, fuck every intersection getting to your house fr

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@gypsyproblums @windowtinttony I remember

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@mochacub No she fucking didn’t omfg