wayne

[wayne @___brisket]

im fucked^3

[wayne @___brisket]

ill have the cigarettes and milk please

[wayne @___brisket]

my ass is a scalding tarn

[wayne @___brisket]

2 options:
go to bed
jerk off and go to bed

[wayne @___brisket]

my penis always points to true north

[wayne @___brisket]

anglo-Saxon daughter or ottoman-turk son?

[wayne @___brisket]

just me my vape and i

[wayne @___brisket]

i don’t know how im gonna die but i know ill come back with a furry vengeance

[wayne @___brisket]

im getting real fat person vibes from you

[wayne @___brisket]

when there is a mirror in front of me so i can watch myself poop

[wayne @___brisket]

get home
nunchuck for 4 hours
go to bed

[wayne @___brisket]

every day i embark on a quest to find an unoccupied stall

[wayne @___brisket]

balls are shrinking

[wayne @___brisket]

and dudes with three divorces

[wayne @___brisket]

trade school is like a summer camp for troubled youth

[Tory Dalrymple @tory_evelyn]

i have an eyebrow piercing and i hate 100gecs, we exist

[wayne @___brisket]

“sorry I got my nutzarella all over you”

[wayne @___brisket]

shit myself in public today and nobody noticed

[wayne @___brisket]

white shirt brown pants combo truly is unmatched

[wayne @___brisket]

@billbobrian pissing loud as hell