corinne?

[corinne? @___corrie]

uh huh, life’s like this

[Genius @Genius]

what’s the greatest opening line to a song?

[sydney ♛ @mornings0da]

If believing that porn is generally bad makes me a conservative then call me Reagan bitch tear down this wall

[corinne? @___corrie]

@ceciATL Drug

[kitty pavlova @kitty_pavlova]

guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die

guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink

[Allison Online 💾 (50 Hours Free) @IceStationSpmda]

If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit

[corinne? @___corrie]

best character literally ever of all time

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Jennifer Lawrence was supposed to have gothic look in Silver Linings Playbook. She dyed her naturally blonde hair black and did test shoots in heavy goth makeup. Harvey Weinstein hated it, so they toned it down. Director made her gain weight and speak in a lower register.

[َ @ungodlywests]

big day for me personally

[vera @believensaft]

met a man on the street last night who said he is an abstract artist who has “purposefully not been generating income for the last five years”

[tyrese @londonstheory]

tina fey got that shit on good lord

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

[cabby @cabby]

I love cyclists and think they deserve to live #APRILFOOLS

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I think a guy acting like a fully developed adult is more avante garde than a guy in a dress rn

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

the america dick riding in that one part of chicken fried is crazy

[George @WoodsyDem]

Kid in the pub has a live chameleon in his rucksack

[sam @samcanmiss]

Pro tip: If ur boyfriend does nice things for u do NOT post them

[rune sword @runesword1]

if you walk slow in front of me you will get killed by my powers

[corinne? @___corrie]

@lionesspike I’ve noticed “____ for president” is what girls say when they think you’re doing too much but are also too stupid to understand what you’re saying

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Hate the chartreuse and burgundy weddings!