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[Oluwafunmilayo🌸 @funksbabyy]

Karma has to be the fakest shit ever. Please tell me why my stepmom, who almost ruined my dad’s life is now working as a PA to a sitting governor??

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“One of the most underrated skills you can learn is the ability to ignore your mood and stick with the plan.”

[Kehinde Oluwafemi Funsho @ejire001media]

This is how we check World Cup fixtures when there was no access to internet, gone are those days at Ojota, like it’s was so interesting, they will sell to us then unfolded in other to make it easy to access, we will fold it and begin to write score after each match.
Childhood 🙌🏼

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When I'm ordering food for bro and he starts using PHILANTHROPIC CONJUNCTIONS such as "and"

[cyn🌸 @cynugwudike]

one day, while it’s raining i’ll be kissing in my room

[bee @beemuhamma]

My kid keeps trying to pull my charger. Today, I let him. Experience is the best teacher.

[Top Gun🐼 @mukhtar_usman]

I’m very big on courtesy.

I say thank you to anyone.

Even if I’m paying for a service.

[ִ ࣪𖤐 @0xgiann1]

I paid my sister 2k for washing dishes but now that she's sleeping I just stole it from her. She has to learn early that crime rate is high in this country

[Doctuche @lidocaine_v2]

30 year old getting excited at the display of wealth in Monaco is crazy. Grow up bro, the odds are, you’re never going to be that rich and you know it.

[dolapo @gammalin20]

i no even think say una understand the concept of family

[King Dom @enyonvm]

The problem with this generation is that we have lost the concept of abominable things

[future billionaire @Toniatuslim]

I had applied for a job that required expert proficiency in data analysis. I only knew how to use basic Excel, but I needed the money, so I lied on my resume.

On my third day, my boss asked me to build a complex data model by Friday.

I spent the next three days locked in my room watching YouTube tutorials and copying code. I barely slept.

Friday morning came, and I presented the project with total confidence, using every big corporate word I could think of. My boss looked at the screen, then looked at me, and said, “This is the cleanest work I have seen all year. We need to promote you.”

I led the department for a year, and I still searched Google every single morning on how to do basic things.

[Zee @ZainabBell657]

pro tip: to transfer a file quickly between computers just copy the file you want, disconnect your mouse, plug it into the other pc and paste

[Lucas👽 @Dapsondonttrip_]

If you bill me this period, I fit commit suicide leave note say na you kill me.

[‏ً @oluwatxsinn]

me and this man that year 😂

[Rory Talks Football @Rory_Talks_Ball]

Only right to have it by the corner flag 🤣

[DEJI MIGUEL FERNADES 🇵🇹 @just_deji_]

Of course the wild animal is the only that won it back to back 😭

[Cycl◎ps @___cyclops]

@Guz_MassAdopt @GodsGift2uWomen Episode 1 and I'm bored out of my mind

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵