dustin 🇵🇸

you love the circus but you don't love the clown

[dustin 🇵🇸 @___dustin______]

Good evening, “dustinys_child” was a 10 year long sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete. Thank your for your time.

[dustin 🇵🇸 @___dustin______]

A local police officer just used flock camera records to triangulate my position to try to get me to read his screenplay :/

[dustin 🇵🇸 @___dustin______]

Chili is objectively one of the funnier foods

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

ngl everyone I’ve met like this was the most socially maladjusted person I’ve known. go to the bar with ur friends. have a beer on a friday night. be Normal

[Lydia B Kollins @lydiabkollins]

yeah don’t believe everyone or everything, it’s not as kiki haha as u think it is

[dustin 🇵🇸 @___dustin______]

@LizzieMcWired @dumbandfunn Unfortunately I missed it. only watched degrassi, gossip girl, the oc, skins, misfits, awkward, south of nowhere, and a little bit of one tree hill

[dustin 🇵🇸 @___dustin______]

@RetyrdSquid @NCHSAA Congrats - your response is even more moronic than the officials decision

[dustin 🇵🇸 @___dustin______]

Softest sport in the world

[HighSchoolOT @HighSchoolOT]

Mallard Creek boys track and field was disqualified for unsportsmanlike conduct after winning the 4x400 relay in the final event of the day. Had the result stayed, the Mavericks would have won the team state championship. Instead, they remained in second place.

You can read the full story on the NCHSAA 8A Track and Field State Championships at https://t.co/tN7ZtOJdrW

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

saying fuck my life and then going crazy at whole foods hot bar >>>

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

[dustin 🇵🇸 @___dustin______]

@EeeOsborne I want what they have…. (my brain erased)

[Brett Jensen WBT News @Brett_Jensen]

UNC just had the largest blown lead for a 1st rd game in NCAA history. 19 pts. The Heels also have the biggest blown halftime lead in NCAA championship history.

[dustin 🇵🇸 @___dustin______]

Again runners are the lamest people in the world. Just like the finger gun thing, people defending the officials are worse than the officials themselves “athletes responsibility to know the course” take is insane. Literally the point of having bikes/signs/cones directing

[CITIUS MAG @CitiusMag]

CHAOS IN ATLANTA 😵‍💫

With under 2 miles to go, Jess McClain led the 2026 U.S. Half Marathon Championships by a good margin and looked well on her way to a national title… until the lead bike led her, Emma Grace Hurley, and Edna Kurgat off course.

Molly Born, who was over a minute behind, is the first runner to correctly complete the course and is credited with the win in 69:43, but multiple protests are expected.

Carrie Ellwood (69:47) and Annie Rodenfels (1:10:12) finished second and third. This race serves as a selection event for the 2026 World Road Running Championships, which further complicates matters for this zany outcome.

[GL @gldivittorio]

Would be pretty hard for Trump to make a statement with Netanyahu’s dick so far down his throat

[dustin 🇵🇸 @___dustin______]

Our sport is run by and full of the biggest dorks on planet earth

[CITIUS MAG @CitiusMag]

DISQUALIFIED ❌

At the 2026 Orlen Copernicus Cup in Torun, Poland, Tshepiso Masalela originally wins the 1500m in 3:32.55, but ends up disqualified for unsportsmanlike conduct after gesturing aggressively at Azeddine Habz down the homestretch.

Habz is ultimately credited with the win with a time of 3:32.56.

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

Quite the understatement considering a piece of shit out of my ass is also worth more than the entirety of ICE

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Truly could never imagine minding other ppl’s business so much that I’m anti any type of immigration.

“Where you from? When you get here? What you doing here? You got a job? You paying taxes? You got a social security number?”

I could never imagine being that big of a loser

[Subscribe to the You Know Ball Patreon @TrillBroDude]

Nazis in the streets killing people again on behalf of the pedofile president. Imagine how pathetic your life has to be to support this.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

To be clear about what this depicts: An immigration officer threw a woman onto the ground. Alex Pretti, a registered nurse on scene as a legal observer, is filming and goes to help the woman up. He is then pepper sprayed and thrown to the ground for no discernible reason. Many officer surround and assault him; one removes his firearm, which police say appears to have been legally registered. They then execute him with a hail of bullets.

They are, objectively speaking, both cowards and criminals, while Pretti is what we teach people an American ought to be.

[Acyn @Acyn]

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

[dustin 🇵🇸 @___dustin______]

STELLAN!!!!!!!