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[Peggy Blair @peggy_blair]

Dear 2022,
Thank you for submitting your manuscript. I regret to advise that I did not feel as enthusiastic about it as I wanted to.
First of all, there are simply too many plot lines for the average reader to follow.

[Neda Emrani🇺🇦🇺🇦🌻🌻 @NedaEmrani]

@maxseddon @SpiroAgnewGhost

[Theo Moudakis @TheoMoudakis]

Please enjoy my #UkraineRussiaWar cartoon for Wednesday's @TorontoStar #cdnpoli

[___フラットライン 🌻 @___flatline]

@nenshi It's the good advice that HE just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures 🙄

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

Depressing to see Covid denial follow exactly the same trajectory as climate denial:
> It’s not real
> It’s real but not bad
> It’s real & bad but there’s nothing we can do
> We could do something but it would inconvenience us (& mostly help the more vulnerable) so not worth it

[Signal @signalapp]

We've had an uptick in usage in Eastern Europe & rumors are circulating that Signal is hacked & compromised. This is false. Signal is not hacked. We believe these rumors are part of a coordinated misinformation campaign meant to encourage people to use less secure alternatives.

[Helen Dale (not on your team, but always fair) @_HelenDale]

Headline spotted in the wild: "The ruble is worth less than Dogecoin".

Welcome to 2022.

[___フラットライン 🌻 @___flatline]

I just want to know what the one @twitter staff felt as they were clicking that suspend button forever? Was it as glorious and cathartic as you imagined?

[___フラットライン 🌻 @___flatline]

1. You can't take the future for granted
2. You can adapt to being inside your house almost indefinitely
3. Offices/workspaces are an imposed human construct that can be re-shaped and re-imagined
4. We are more resilient than we think we are
5. Social justice is everyone's work

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

What has 2020 taught you?

[Naheed Nenshi @nenshi]

Thank you, Prime Minister @JustinTrudeau, for listening to our city’s priorities. Calgarians are in need now, from employment to housing to health.

This is the time for the partnership between all order of governments to grow stronger. That’s the only way through this.

[___フラットライン 🌻 @___flatline]

I L-O-V-E when my money goes to religious organizations that are non-essential services and are already tax-exempt 🙄 #ableg #UCPcorruption

[Adriana LaGrange @AdrianaLaGrange]

The Faith-based & Cultural Facility Relaunch Grant will provide eligible organizations with a one-time grant of up to $5K. This will offset costs related to the pandemic & will ensure that cultural & religious communities can meet, gather & celebrate safely #AbLeg

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Hahaha! Forgot to switch accounts?

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

four seasons total landscaping local ad

[Sasha Sagan @SashaSagan]

Today would be my dad’s 86th birthday. I miss his endless curiosity, enthusiasm, insightful wisdom, joyful wonder, and so much else. I know many of you do, too. I’m very grateful to have so many people to miss him with even many years on. Thank you all and happy #CarlSaganDay.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

[Phil Yu @angryasianman]

Years from now, I will be stuck in traffic or standing in the frozen aisle at the grocery store or sitting in the middle of a PTA meeting or riding a Ferris wheel, and the mere thought of four words will make me burst out laughing: “Four Seasons Total Landscaping.”

[shing yin khor @sawdustbear]

I am several celebratory mimosas in and made myself the Four Seasons Total Landscaping shirt I desperately wanted in my life. If you want it too, I'm tossing all profits to the Georgia runoffs. https://t.co/hK7mvcLr1I

[Stephen Wertheim @stephenwertheim]

In my estimation, the Four Seasons Total Landscaping incident is the most hilarious thing ever to happen in human history — so hilarious that we are unable to comprehend it right now. In three days, we will all just break out in laughter for 12 hours straight.