january? i could show up having had 4 double jack and cokes, sunglasses on, broken pinky, one hand tied behind my back, hit envoys’ funny vape he had in 2021, go on a run with nick and have some of his special mushrooms, hit up hot yoga with AceTv and hop in the ice bath for 6 and a half minutes (1.5 minutes over the recommended time), wearing thong style open toed flip flops, car batteries hot wired to my nipples with jumper cables, geckos hanging off of both of my earlobes by their mouths, mid covid positive (delta variant), smelling like a presidential voting ballot line in Seattle, wearing full body burlap suit in July in Texas (no hat), only form of hydration being whole milk, using Shawstin’s dusty ass gamecube controller, bacon grease on the floor with the rolling chair that doesn’t lock, sporting a 2007 Cissel bowl cut (hair in my eyes), tajin sprinkled on my dry lips, velcro super glued to my arm hit hair while wearing a cotton shirt, playing like methodz in his prime (poorly), shaved head with no sunscreen, coconut bra on that they forgot to cut the coconuts in half so they are just two full coconuts, 25 frames per second, only noscoping (he can hard scope), on an ipad, lagging at 125 ping… and i would STILL win EASILY