Mellie Mel 🎃🌊

Splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless. Excellent fun till you get to know her, then she runs. 🤍 Female Rage: The Election 🌊

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

Hegseth wanting to inject our soldiers with testosterone for “peak lethality” while being afraid of vaccines is peak MAGA. 🤦‍♂️

[Katherine Moore 🌻 @More_Kat_Moore]

I’m as Green as they come but you can just fuck off forever with these headlines while AI data centres exist.

[Woke Former Senator @WokeMitt]

This Republican scheme to conceal Mitch McConnell’s death is a test run for what they’re going to do if/when Trump dies in office.

[Mellie Mel 🎃🌊 @___melliemel]

CALLED ITTTTTTT! Summer of Punkeeerrrrr! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[WWE @WWE]

CM Punk is now an 8x World Champion!!! 👏

WHAT A MOMENT!!!

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Did you say the same shit about the small businesses that were impacted when Trump closed half of midtown so he can take a nap during the Knicks finals game?

[Project Hail Mary @projecthailmary]

Loving him was:

[BettyM @Markfolklore]

It’s interesting how Taylor is called a capitalist mainly cuz she sells vinyl variants but the pop stars selling make up, lashes, uno cards, shirts, alcohol, shoes, clothing lines, legos, perfumes, swimwear, underwear, and every other fuckign thing don’t get labeled capitalist 💀

[Clóda ⸆⸉ ོ🇮🇪 @KarmaisaCloda]

where were all you crying cunts 15 days ago?? Your performative activism is showing🥱

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

🗽🗽🗽

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Unlike Trump’s proposed ballroom, taxpayers didn’t pay for Obama’s library, you hack.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Ya'll remember when the US set up a coup operation and kidnapped the President of Venezuela and his wife, stole a shit ton of oil, and then put the money in an offshore account, or have y'all already forgotten with all the other dystopian shit distractions???

[Mellie Mel 🎃🌊 @___melliemel]

@digital_phreak @undertaker 100%! Maaaannnn I got so emotional at the end. Obviously, I knewww it was Chad Gable but still when the mask was removed I gasped, lol.

[Mellie Mel 🎃🌊 @___melliemel]

@digital_phreak @undertaker What did you think????? 🥹🥹🥹

[Mellie Mel 🎃🌊 @___melliemel]

@digital_phreak @undertaker Of course!!!!!! Damn!

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

Mexico will officially host episodes of SmackDown and RAW in September later this year.

[The San Andreas Fault @sanandreafault]

Hi, it's me, I'm the reason

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

If you get a payout from Trump’s January 6 slush fund, California will tax it at 100%.

People who assault cops and overthrow democracy don’t deserve a taxpayer-funded payday.