@_DPD_DeliveryUK when your drivers are tasked to deliver expensive items can you maybe ask them to try RINGING THE DOORBELL - my brother was in and the driver just stood at the front door huffing before posting a “sorry we missed you” card in.
Little bit annoying when you boycott social media all day so you can watch the final #ImACeleb episode and you find out via Heart radio who the winner was on your drive home 😒
Just watched #adeadlyamericanmarriage and Jesus Christ. Molly is a compulsive liar and a murderer. Can’t believe she was allowed to walk free and her pathetic father too
Me: “I like sophisticated humour, rooted in character and story.”
Also me: *hooting and applauding at Joe Marler being repeatedly bonked on the head*
#CelebrityTraitors
@RoyalMailHelp I paid for a “guaranteed” service for delivery before 1pm - why is the parcel still “ready for delivery” at 2:02pm when it should have been delivered AN HOUR AGO at the latest?
@butnooneshome@karren_brady That’s about 3 hours too soon in some cases… I need a lie in, cuppa tea, full English breakfast if I can get one. Priorities y’know?
I would not do the apprentice for 2 main reasons… 1. I’d be shit. I’d cry as soon as @karren_brady looked at me with that look and 2. There’s no chance in hell I’d wake up that early in the morning 😂 if it happens before 9 in the morning I’m not interested #TheApprentice
99% of people not liking Nella has nothing to do with her race but everything to do with her being a nasty person. Losing both parents is horrendous but that doesn’t automatically excuse you being a dick to everyone else #ImACeleb
@RoyalMailHelp I have something that was supposed to arrive today, I got an email saying it would be between 11:23-3:23 on the 17th November, but the tracking number I was given doesn’t seem to be a normal tracking number/wont let me track it.
@RoyalMail It would help if they actually knocked in the first place! Most of the time I look out my window to see they’ve been, go to the front door to find the “sorry we missed you” slip… well you didn’t because I was in the house, you just didn’t try.