marissa

she/her. eat ur veggies, call ur mama, register to vote

[marissa @___rissa___]

Since I watched it a few months ago, my life has just been a series of watching Heated Rivalry, watching clips of it on Instagram, and watching it over again. It will never get old

[marissa @___rissa___]

I think I’m so type b because if you give something just a little space, most of the time it’ll just work itself out

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

If I don’t at least share a mutual with one of the Love is Blind Philly contestants I’m going to be so disappointed.

[marissa @___rissa___]

!!

[italian lucite @yurodivys]

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

made a new irl friend for the first time in awhile but it’s cool i’m chill

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

search engines getting replaced with AI is so funny. we compiled the entirety of human knowledge and then handed it all over to a little trickster who lies

[rustbeltjacobin 🌹 @rustbeltjacobin]

Every parent really does need to be telling every other parent that you gotta not give em a phone till high school and have a game plan for limiting short form online video. That really is the entire ball game right now. A lot of people don’t know

[marissa @___rissa___]

But do I hate it because I’m jealous?

[فوفو المُتَوَحِّش @mankoochie]

the american-married-to-an-italian content creation is the worst thing that ever happened to the internet

[marissa @___rissa___]

I jinxed myself retweeting this. Guess who didn’t have a car ready for me this morning

[Alan Cole @AlanMCole]

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like “wait really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.”

[Alan Cole @AlanMCole]

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like “wait really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.”

[marissa @___rissa___]

if you struggle with anxious thoughts I recommend going to a country where you’re trying to learn the language because your brain is just trying to figure out wtf anyone is talking about at any time, you have no time for anxious thoughts!!

[marissa @___rissa___]

In case anyone wanted to cry with me

[marissa @___rissa___]

My sister’s dedication to me quite literally lives rent free in my mind

[Akshay @akshaygn01]

Recently, I've been digging up strangers' PhD dissertations to read the acknowledgment section. Couple pages of the most sincere and romantic text you'll find about what makes them tick
Highly recommend if you want a feel-good read that doesn't require a functional attention span

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

can i come over and do this

[Vivid Void @vividvoid]

gm