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she/her

[sezbeff @___sarahbeth]

The only use for incognito that I have is asking questions that I don’t want anyone to know I need the answer to tbh

[sezbeff @___sarahbeth]

Tripped down some steps in NQ64 last night and luckily only one person saw and his response to it, without taking his eyes off the game he was playing, was just ‘no one saw, get up’ in the most annoyed tone as if I’d personally offended him with my lack of co-ordination

[sezbeff @___sarahbeth]

I’m not as hip and cool as I thought I was and my 13 year old niece told me I’m no longer allowed to use ‘slay’ in my day to day life so I guess I’m retiring

[sezbeff @___sarahbeth]

I’m always amazed at how people function without a single brain cell in their thick skulls

[sezbeff @___sarahbeth]

Started and finished my Christmas shopping today, we love a last minute organised gal

[sezbeff @___sarahbeth]

If you don’t think I’ll scroll through every single ‘your month your ____’ video I come across you are dead wrong

[sezbeff @___sarahbeth]

I suppose I’ll keep him

[sezbeff @___sarahbeth]

does anyone else have the horrifying fear when they lie on them tables to get lashes or whatever done that ur gonna be the one to break it bcos they do not look like they are designed to hold more than an idea

[sezbeff @___sarahbeth]

My older brother is 37 years old and still posts things like “chat shit get banged” like who have you got beef with at nearly 40 years old??

[sezbeff @___sarahbeth]

Happy Halloween!!

[sezbeff @___sarahbeth]

Had to find my birth certificate and instead found the leavers book my friends wrote in when we left school, my first (and only) concert ticket (it was Katy Perry: The Prismatic World Tour) and every single birthday card I’ve ever gotten apparently

[sezbeff @___sarahbeth]

I get to go back to my old job in a new role in 2 weeks and I’m honestly buzzing

[sezbeff @___sarahbeth]

Just to add: his parents are Christian and he was born in Wales… so your ‘Muslim immigrant’ reasoning for going out to burn and destroy buildings was gone before you even left the house on Saturday 🤷🏻‍♀️

[sezbeff @___sarahbeth]

so just to confirm, the attacker in Southport isn’t Muslim, has no known links to Islam, just was a vile human who happened to not be white, and half the country decided to go on an anti-Muslim rampage because of him? Can you smell the racism.

[sezbeff @___sarahbeth]

Just shows how long some of you have been waiting for an excuse to be outwardly racist.

[sezbeff @___sarahbeth]

I feel like this might rock the makeup community.. but am I the only one who can’t stand water lauder double wear? The coverage is amazing don’t get me wrong.. but every single shade is some shade of orange 🥲it has the worst cool toned shade range I’ve ever encountered

[sezbeff @___sarahbeth]

Alex text me saying works hectic today so he’ll message me when he’s finished, and then in the same minute asked what I thought of the new MCU announcements 😂

[sezbeff @___sarahbeth]

I’m gonna be honest I don’t remember when I last had a drink of water, I live off Coke Zero cherry and hope it doesn’t kill me