Brenden Schaeffer

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[Jack @jackunheard]

This is why literally nobody watches the WNBA.

Insufferable.

[D A V E @0xDavecryps]

BOOMER: “Nobody wants to work anymore.”

ME: “The warehouse nearby pays $18/hour.”

BOOMER: “That’s decent.”

ME: “Average rent is $2,200.”

BOOMER: “Get a roommate.”

Funny how every solution asks workers to sacrifice more.

Never employers to pay more.

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

It’s crazy that gas right now is the actual price they used to try and scare you with if you didn’t bring the rental car back full.

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

Norway would absolutely fold if they had to play a Noon game in The Swamp on August 29th

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My wife and I were talking last night about groceries.

I went back into my Walmart app and pulled up an order from January 2020.

30 items. $70.20.

I added every single one back to the cart today.

$165.42.
Same 30 items. Same store. Same cart.
$95 more, In six years.

They told us inflation was temporary. They told us it was under control. They told us the economy was recovering.

My grocery bill didn’t get the memo.

135% increase in six years and nobody in Washington has missed a single meal.

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

If the Senate is voting for shit at 4am you can bet it’s shady as fuck.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

It could be worse.

He could have introduced the President.

[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

Same for America, right?

[Tony X @soIoucity]

Here... Damn.

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

no matter who’s in power, the american people always lose.

[River Cracraft Fan Club @CracraftFan]

The most annoying person you know is not rooting for the US during the World Cup because they “don’t support what’s going on”

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

If your country has enough money to give money to other countries, your taxes are too high.

[Redbirdriot @RedbirdRiot]

My 16 year old dog not playing fetch anymore:

[pinkpanther @pinkpanther4056]

you think you’re having a decent offseason then the Rams get Trent McDuffie, Davante Adams, Myles Garrett, Aaron Donald, Saquon Barkley, Victor Wembanyama

[Katie Zacharia @KatieZacharia]

Is this a joke? The Senate doesn’t pass the SAVE America Act, but the House passes a bill to send $9 billion more to Ukraine?

Veto!

[Jimmy Traina @JimmyTraina]

Walked into urgent care. First thing they asked is if I have an appointment. Isn’t that literally the complete opposite of the point of urgent care?

[Mark Harris @itismarkharris]

You have better odds of being struck by lightning in a cave than successfully logging into your ESPN+ account on your first four attempts.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

[papito @treyfive_]

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

[The Brohioan @TheBrohioan]

Listen I know Christian Watson can't stay fully healthy but when he's out there he's also not that good.